Simply because I have an adamant, undying and utter hatred for MTV, I would pick Nickelodeon, watch Spongebob once, then remember that Nickelodeon is owned by the same bastardly company responsible for MTV (viacom), and would then proceed to destroy the television in some form of public spectacle, never to watch it again. I don't even need to be restricted to these two shitty channels to make this choice, as I've already considered it. I'm honestly disgusted.
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