To reply to the statements about the Utah Raptor...there is one single fact that you seem to have left out of your description of how vicious and pimp it is. The one drawback to this powerful, pimp bastard of a dinosaur is that It Never Existed. That's right, it's fake. The Utah Raptor was crafted during an archaeological dig by a respected paleontologist. The guy told his superiors that, if given extra money & time, he could produce the most vicious dinosaur ever known to man. As the deadline approached, he simply planted some baby T-Rex bones, "dug" them up, jumped for joy and wrote a long ass paper about how the "Utah Raptor" was the roughest, toughest sum'bitch around. It is common knowledge in the prehistoric profession that this creature only existed in the mind of a single man...not here on earth.
Now that we have the Gayfuck Raptor out of the way, I'll deal with the Dactyl. Doing a bit of research about this pussy with legs, I stumbled upon an interesting little tidbit. I'm not going to tell you that he's a gay-fuck...we already know this. I'm not going to tell you that he has a cockholder on the back of his skull...again, we already know this. I'm not going to tell you anything that basically solidifies the animal's homosexuality...as the pro-dactyl fuckers will simply overlook the facts to still claim that it's the best dinosaur out there. What I WILL tell you is that...THE PTERODACTYL ISN'T A FUCKING DINOSAUR! That's right, bitches. It was a reptile, but not an upright diapsid reptile. What's the name of this thread? The best whatosaur? Oh, the best dinosaur. Fuck you Dactyl-huggers. Your non-dinosaur little bitch isn't welcome in this thread.
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