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Combat Chuck · 05-01-2003, 01:30 AM

Gimme a link. Then I'll believe it.

However....if what Orgazmo says is true, and knowing him, he'll pull some concrete evidence out of one of his homoerotic-dinosaur lovin orifices and prove to us that the pterodactyl really wasn't a dinosaur, and we'll have to comply to his rules.

So, I have thought about the subject, and I have come up with a reasonable substitute for what was the best dinosaur.

The Brachiosaurus.

Don't try and convince yourself that any of your fucking pathetic ass-wipe dino-picks got anything on this monstrous lizard. And just for clarification, the Brachiosaurus is an actual dinosaur. If I remember correctly, it was the Brontosaurus that they discredited, and not this dinosaur equivalent to Mt. Everest.

Why the Brachiosaurus? Why are you asking yourself that? Seriously, if I had one of those fancy little graphs that Titan or Orgazmo could hook me up with, it'd prove to you that the Triceratops may be a tank, but a Brachiosaurus is a FUCKING BUILDING! You simply cannot beat it in size.

You want fighting capability? Try for the fact that this mad dog could hold up and even take out the alleged "king" of all dinosaurs, the T-Rex. With a prehensile tail and neck, none of your wanna-be dinosaurs would be able to get close enough to inflict even a peircing glare!

But, you may ask, what if this scenario happens?

T-Rex - Hah! I've got your tail in my mouth now! You can't get away!

What is the Brachiosaurus' answer then? This.

Brachiosaurus - Well, that kinda hurts, like a few needles, but uh....watch as I whip it around a little and rip off your fucking jaw! Hah! Look! Your face looks like a cunt!

Yeah bitches. Nuff said.

Every single one of your dinosaurs probably wouldn't even think of messing with my pick. Just give it up dick-face....oh, I mean, Triceratops lovers. This is no match whatsoever. In one mighty swing from that "circumference of a redwood tree and density of Mt. Everest" tail, your excuse for a "monstrous lizard" would be kicked right into the next millenia.

And don't say that the Brachiosaurus doesn't count, just cause it's a herbiphore. There is nothing that says that a herbiphore can't kick all ya'll asses, cause in this case, it can.

[This message has been edited by Combat Chuck (edited April 30, 2003).]

05-01-2003, 01:30 AM	#59 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Gimme a link. Then I'll believe it. However....if what Orgazmo says is true, and knowing him, he'll pull some concrete evidence out of one of his homoerotic-dinosaur lovin orifices and prove to us that the pterodactyl really wasn't a dinosaur, and we'll have to comply to his rules. So, I have thought about the subject, and I have come up with a reasonable substitute for what was the best dinosaur. The Brachiosaurus. Don't try and convince yourself that any of your fucking pathetic ass-wipe dino-picks got anything on this monstrous lizard. And just for clarification, the Brachiosaurus is an actual dinosaur. If I remember correctly, it was the Brontosaurus that they discredited, and not this dinosaur equivalent to Mt. Everest. Why the Brachiosaurus? Why are you asking yourself that? Seriously, if I had one of those fancy little graphs that Titan or Orgazmo could hook me up with, it'd prove to you that the Triceratops may be a tank, but a Brachiosaurus is a FUCKING BUILDING! You simply cannot beat it in size. You want fighting capability? Try for the fact that this mad dog could hold up and even take out the alleged "king" of all dinosaurs, the T-Rex. With a prehensile tail and neck, none of your wanna-be dinosaurs would be able to get close enough to inflict even a peircing glare! But, you may ask, what if this scenario happens? T-Rex - Hah! I've got your tail in my mouth now! You can't get away! What is the Brachiosaurus' answer then? This. Brachiosaurus - Well, that kinda hurts, like a few needles, but uh....watch as I whip it around a little and rip off your fucking jaw! Hah! Look! Your face looks like a cunt! Yeah bitches. Nuff said. Every single one of your dinosaurs probably wouldn't even think of messing with my pick. Just give it up dick-face....oh, I mean, Triceratops lovers. This is no match whatsoever. In one mighty swing from that "circumference of a redwood tree and density of Mt. Everest" tail, your excuse for a "monstrous lizard" would be kicked right into the next millenia. And don't say that the Brachiosaurus doesn't count, just cause it's a herbiphore. There is nothing that says that a herbiphore can't kick all ya'll asses, cause in this case, it can. [This message has been edited by Combat Chuck (edited April 30, 2003).]