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Combat Chuck · 05-01-2003, 06:54 PM

UB, I didn't change my mind. I stated that if indeed Orgazmo was correct, choosing the Pterodactyl as the best dinosaur wouldn't be valid, thus breaking the rules of this thread.

So, I picked the Brachiosaurus because it is indeed a dinosaur. There was no mind changing. But man, putting me in the same sentence as Jenna Jameson...that's the closest I'm ever going to be getting to her so....hot damn!

Titan. That's some mind blowing shit you just posted. Mind. Blowing. Oh, and all corrections on scientific classificatins has been duly noted and taken into consideration. I was not aware of the existence of the Seismosaurus until now. Damn, that's a mutha.

I am still perplexed by your constant insistence on stating that the Triceratops is the best dinosaur, UB and Orgazmo.

So I've decided to run a test. I took a random person off of the street, and we hopped in my time machine (which actually is my '89 Mustang...the dents are really from that time when I went back to the Civil War) and went back to the Mesozoic Era.

There, we both witnessed some migrating herds of random dinosaurs, such as Stegosauruses, Brachiosauruses, and last and least, the Triceratops with which you hold such a homoerotic obsession for.

Here's the conversation that ensued.

Them: So....hot damn, what's that huge dinosaur right there?

Me: That my friend, is the Brachiosaurus.

Them: [i]All I've got to say is that that right there is the king, the giant, the god of all dinosaurs. Man, all these other dinosaurs got jack shit on that mutha! But man, it sure does shit alot...[i]

Me: While your alliteration may be correct, your classification, while understandble, is incorrect. Those piles of shit you were referring to? That's a herd of Triceratops.

Them: You're fucking kidding me. That's a real dinosaur? Man, that's pathetic. Fucking pathetic.

There you have it. The Triceratops is a fucking pile of shit compared to.....anything. Seriously, anything. Here's a test for ya. Compare the Triceratops to anything in this fucking world, and see how it still is ultimately inferior.

Anyway, just to let you guys know, I'll be offering Buy One Get One Free rides in my time machine next week, so don't let this opportunity go missed.

05-01-2003, 06:54 PM	#64 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	UB, I didn't change my mind. I stated that if indeed Orgazmo was correct, choosing the Pterodactyl as the best dinosaur wouldn't be valid, thus breaking the rules of this thread. So, I picked the Brachiosaurus because it is indeed a dinosaur. There was no mind changing. But man, putting me in the same sentence as Jenna Jameson...that's the closest I'm ever going to be getting to her so....hot damn! Titan. That's some mind blowing shit you just posted. Mind. Blowing. Oh, and all corrections on scientific classificatins has been duly noted and taken into consideration. I was not aware of the existence of the Seismosaurus until now. Damn, that's a mutha. I am still perplexed by your constant insistence on stating that the Triceratops is the best dinosaur, UB and Orgazmo. So I've decided to run a test. I took a random person off of the street, and we hopped in my time machine (which actually is my '89 Mustang...the dents are really from that time when I went back to the Civil War) and went back to the Mesozoic Era. There, we both witnessed some migrating herds of random dinosaurs, such as Stegosauruses, Brachiosauruses, and last and least, the Triceratops with which you hold such a homoerotic obsession for. Here's the conversation that ensued. Them: So....hot damn, what's that huge dinosaur right there? Me: That my friend, is the Brachiosaurus. Them: [i]All I've got to say is that that right there is the king, the giant, the god of all dinosaurs. Man, all these other dinosaurs got jack shit on that mutha! But man, it sure does shit alot...[i] Me: While your alliteration may be correct, your classification, while understandble, is incorrect. Those piles of shit you were referring to? That's a herd of Triceratops. Them: You're fucking kidding me. That's a real dinosaur? Man, that's pathetic. Fucking pathetic. There you have it. The Triceratops is a fucking pile of shit compared to.....anything. Seriously, anything. Here's a test for ya. Compare the Triceratops to anything in this fucking world, and see how it still is ultimately inferior. Anyway, just to let you guys know, I'll be offering Buy One Get One Free rides in my time machine next week, so don't let this opportunity go missed.