shut the fuck up you stupid bitch
just thinking of you makes my dick itch
remember that time we had relations
I woke up the next day to plantations of crustaceans
crabs all pinching my nuts and clawing my sack
in the middle of my slumber they decided to attack
slowly, meticulously they no matter how hard I tried
boldly, rediculously the bastards multiplied
it was terrible, I had to find a fix
I went to wal-greens and bought a box of NIX
I know it's for lice but it seemed to do the trick
until the next day when I felt a biting on my dick
I had to shave myself bald and wash my bedding and draws
a high price to pay for those little tiny claws
fruit, trust me here, I'm not trying to be mean
but get the fuck out, that bitch is unclean
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