We could easily take down a 30 ft lizard. On top of this, it's not like we're going to clone it and *poof* we have a huge fucking dinosaur terrorizing the christ out of us. Instead, we'll clone it and have a cute little son of a bitch running around biting our fingertips, and, all the while, we'll be training it to do our bidding.
I say we clone them asap (all males, of course) and attempt training. If they aren't responsive, we ship them to a secluded island to live out their days eating lemurs and shit. If they are responsive, we throw saddles on the motherfuckers and ride them into the sunset.
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