This isn't breaking news or anything...but it's a fucking great read. Worth every second.
The Pedal-To-The-Metal, Totally Illegal, Cross-Country Sprint For Glory
I'm not going to copy and paste the whole fucking thing...but go...go and read.
It basically follows a dude in his quest to break the Cannonball Run record...making it from New York to California in a record amount of time.
And it makes me wet.