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Repugnant Abomination · 01-31-2008, 06:44 PM

I'm tired of homosexuals destroying society. The audacity they have in demanding equal rights is appalling, and frankly it's getting old. Give me the good old days when we could openly intimidate and even assault these monstrosities. I mean really, they're not even people.

Good old fashioned traditional values are under attack by these anomalies. Imagine if we allowed gays to legally marry and adopt children and start families of their own, it would be a catastrophe! We're actually strengthening families by not allowing homosexuals to start ones. I hear foster homes are really nice these days anyway, kids should be so lucky.

In my infinite kindness I actually approached a few gay men to tell them how disgusting they are, but I was distracted by them objectifying me, and so worried about them forcing themselves on me that I couldn't concentrate on what they said. Heterosexual men never do that. I walked away thankful I still had my virginity (I'm waiting for marriage because it says to in the Bible).

Speaking of the Bible, let's not forget that it, the ultimate source of truth and unquestionable authority, tells us that homosexuality is immoral. Never mind it's between two consenting adults, and never mind it doesn't hurt anybody, and never mind they've existed since at least the 1980's, God says he's not down with the girl on girl guy on guy action, and that's good enough for me. It's like a man making love to a donkey, there's absolutely no difference, and I'm sorry but that's gross.

So what now? As I stare out my window I see the world in shambles, ruined by this perversion. But I'm not without hope. Everyone knows the best way to change something you don't like is to do it by force. I propose the following solution:

We round up all the homosexuals and put them into sexuality reconfiguration clinics. There they will undergo vigorous training and conditioning exercises. Lesbians will be made to grow out their hair, wear makeup and do girly things that normal women enjoy, like dishes and laundry. The men will be forced to drink beer and watch football and grope the occasional breast. I'm almost jealous. And to show just how compassionate we are, once they're fixed, we'll allow them back into society, where they can act like their gender is suppose to. The muzzles will come off after 6 months good behavior.

I know what you're thinking, and you're right, I am genius. I feel like the love child of George Bush and Pat Robertson (I should be so lucky), and as I march on in to rid the world of this bane I ask you to join me on my quest as a compassionate bigot.

01-31-2008, 06:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Homosexuality is gay I'm tired of homosexuals destroying society. The audacity they have in demanding equal rights is appalling, and frankly it's getting old. Give me the good old days when we could openly intimidate and even assault these monstrosities. I mean really, they're not even people. Good old fashioned traditional values are under attack by these anomalies. Imagine if we allowed gays to legally marry and adopt children and start families of their own, it would be a catastrophe! We're actually strengthening families by not allowing homosexuals to start ones. I hear foster homes are really nice these days anyway, kids should be so lucky. In my infinite kindness I actually approached a few gay men to tell them how disgusting they are, but I was distracted by them objectifying me, and so worried about them forcing themselves on me that I couldn't concentrate on what they said. Heterosexual men never do that. I walked away thankful I still had my virginity (I'm waiting for marriage because it says to in the Bible). Speaking of the Bible, let's not forget that it, the ultimate source of truth and unquestionable authority, tells us that homosexuality is immoral. Never mind it's between two consenting adults, and never mind it doesn't hurt anybody, and never mind they've existed since at least the 1980's, God says he's not down with the girl on girl guy on guy action, and that's good enough for me. It's like a man making love to a donkey, there's absolutely no difference, and I'm sorry but that's gross. So what now? As I stare out my window I see the world in shambles, ruined by this perversion. But I'm not without hope. Everyone knows the best way to change something you don't like is to do it by force. I propose the following solution: We round up all the homosexuals and put them into sexuality reconfiguration clinics. There they will undergo vigorous training and conditioning exercises. Lesbians will be made to grow out their hair, wear makeup and do girly things that normal women enjoy, like dishes and laundry. The men will be forced to drink beer and watch football and grope the occasional breast. I'm almost jealous. And to show just how compassionate we are, once they're fixed, we'll allow them back into society, where they can act like their gender is suppose to. The muzzles will come off after 6 months good behavior. I know what you're thinking, and you're right, I am genius. I feel like the love child of George Bush and Pat Robertson (I should be so lucky), and as I march on in to rid the world of this bane I ask you to join me on my quest as a compassionate bigot.