Perhaps I misunderstood... I thought that IS what happened?
In reference to the lube:
"You bring it, old timer [the condom]?"
Earl nodded, "Not yet though [I need to wait for the viagra to kick in]."
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"You never wanted to get remarried [hint hint]?"
"Never got unmarried."
"But it's been twenty years [come on, let me hit it]."
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Then Earl gives Freddy a bunch of cash to which he replies, "I don't know if I can do this [I'm nervous, will it hurt?]"
"Let an old man end it on his own terms [I can't die a virgin. I'll try to be gentle, but I can't make any promises]."
I just finished US Lit, so plot analysis is pretty fresh in my mind. I'd be surprised if I was wrong.
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