[Orgazmo]

http://www.holladaddy.com/

Funniest transaction I've read thus far:

Identity used for this conversation:

"HollaDaddy"

Victim's name:
Victoria

Photo:



Message she sent me:
hey whats up


My response:
Your cholesterol.


Her:
so what you doing


Me:
nuttin much gurl. jus gettin mah stroke on 2 sum of yo picturez


Her:
ooo
so whats your name??


Me:
Chuggs. What r u wearin gurl?


Her:
im not at home so i am wearin pants and a top


Me:
hawt!


Her:
you are mad sexy


Me:
thanx gurl. u wanna touch mah dick?


Her:
ya baby


Me:
touch it. it wont bite gurl.


Her:
lol i wish i could


Me:
i'll shove mah fist in yo cunt

She didn't write back, so I wrote her another message after a day or so.


Me:
C'mon jiggles, let's party!

Her:

Yes, that was a blank response she sent me. I responded by doing the same...


Me:


Her:
hey baby whats up


Me:
Your cholesterol.

Doesn't she realize we've had this conversation before?


Her:
so what you doing


Me:
Researching an effective Alzheimer's medication plan for you. What are you doing?


Her:
um im just sittin in ma room and playin on ma laptop


Me:
I fucking hate you so much.

She reads the message but doesn't respond. A few days pass.


Her:
hey baby whats up


Me:
Your cholesterol.


Her:
so what you doing babie


Me:
Researching an effective Alzheimer's medication plan for you. What are you doing?


Her:
you are so hot i want to just fuck you babie