After Pliedes's excellent recommendation in whatever that other thread was, I figured we should have a thread for this. Honestly I don't use twitter that must and am not following that many people, and similarly to facebook, the people who i'm "friends" with in real life/twitter aren't really that witty, funny, or have anything interesting to read, but there are some. Also good for websites I want to keep updated on. Here are some that I like:
The Onion (TheOnion) on Twitter
BNO News (BreakingNews) on Twitter
Stephen (StephenAtHome) on Twitter