I believe there is a God. I believe in a God far different from the fairy tale Harry Potter Jesus who went to Hogwartz and learned how to turn water into wine from Professor Snape. My God is an angry malevolent downright evil son of a bitch bastard who will fucking send the shit storm down on your sorry ass and fuck your wife with a 12 inch spike. I like my God. Actually I hate my God, and when I get down there to hell I'm going to kill him. Amen.
I feel like I should clarify. Basically what I mean is that, if there is a God, he's probably not all good. And, if by some slight chance he is all good, then he's not all powerful, so fuck him either way.
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