When I was in 7th grade, in the days of dial-up internets and entire families using a land line phone, one Ms. Shaylynn Marley was obsessed with my brother. I forget how she had my house number, but she once asked me why we never pick up the phone.
Out of curiosity I asked, "How many times did it ring?"
She said, "I don't know, like, 30?"
True story.
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