11-20-2010, 03:18 PM
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Jelqing for Jesus
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Charlotte's spare bedroom
Posts: 3,079
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Originally Posted by Orgazmo
The basic rules are that the gift should have a relative value of at least $20...but, of course, a participant is able to gift whatever they please. That figure it thrown out there so that Santas have at least a little bit of an idea on what to gift. The main goal is to make the recipient feel like the Santa gave a shit.
Also, all gifts should arrive by Christmas. In years past, a gift that arrives by New Years is considered okay too...but gifts that are many, many days late (Shaw/Blonde) are not acceptable.
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Thank you sir.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty Harry
I will rape your soul in hell forever.
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