Orgazmo, some faggot ass Elf told me your present is on it's way, probably lathered in baby oil because he was too fucking busy masturbating on himself to log in and send this message himself. We can say with certainty that your Secret Santa is a piece of shit and your present is probably utter garbage. Ho ho ho.
Sittinondubs - you get your package yet? ho ho ho I sent it out on the 15th.
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