Today, I was playing Borderlands 2 on my sweet gaming rig when my mom says "come downstairs it's time for dinner" to which I replied with my usual "Fuck off, mom let me finish this round!" (it's funny because modern games do not have rounds, but her stupid fundie mind cannot handle this concept, so I put it lightly for her.) The stupid bitch gets pissed off at this and says "YOU WILL NOT TALK TO YOUR MOTHER THAT WAY!", to which I reply "FUCK YOU MOM I'M AN ATHEIST GOD ISN'T REAL NO TRUE HOMINIM AD ABSURDUM QED" she had it at this point and said "THAT'S IT!!!! I'M TAKING YOUR COMPUTER AND PHONE! YOU'RE GROUNDED!" the fundie bitch said I could read books in this time, because that was constructive or some shit, but I knew that she really wanted me to read her bible. I had had enough, so I grabbed all the essentials, a two liter of mountain dew, a couple bags of doritos, and my cell phone and climbed out of my window that night. I ran to some woods near my house where I will live until I can find permanent dwellings where I won't be oppressed.
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