Best Fruit
Oranges are the best fucking fruit in existence.
I realize that's a bold statement, but I've had a lot of fruit and oranges are the best. They are delicious and nutritious.
Oranges are also the most manly fruit there is. They possess a strong masculine scent. You can rip the skin off with your hands much like you're tearing the flesh from your prey, and when you bite into them, juice bursts forth like blood from said prey. It is a satisfying carnal experience to eat an orange.
Boost your privilege level by 10 and eat a fucking orange.
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