jmoney I thought you were dead I’ve missed you so much you used to be such a little Facebook queen and I thought I’d always be able to poke you on there forever but I took it for granted and then you deleted your account probably bc you are a degenerate and your wife found you looking at Kara’s and Julia’s profiles in the middle of the night when she came back to bed from putting the crying bb back to sleep and she was going to leave you bc she saw your browsing history and that you opened their profiles at least 2-3 times a day and then I was left with no way to contact you to forward u my chain mail and now I have 25 years of bad luck
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