say... i approached you one romantic evening and decided to slip your pants off. say then.. that i proceeded to stick my smooth weiner inside of your bloody butthole. what would you do? because i think that it would be best for the both of us. you can experience a whole new world, trust me i know ;) so, what would you say? do you let me rape you or no?

If Orgazmo was in a suit...it means that he wasn't purposely buried alive. That in mind, there would have had to have been a reason for the burial. Perhaps he was stuck by a vehicle and left in a coma, buried hanging on to life by a thread and made a recovery during the burial process. Perhaps he had aged severely and suffered from a massive heart attack, leaving his heart in an arrested state for quite sometime...only to recover a moment too late. Who the fuck knows? I don't. Either way, Orgazmo wouldn't want to make those who buried him feel bad...so he's simply go to sleep.

No.

Orgazmo is trapped on an island, typical, but he is nonetheless trapped on the island. There are two other people with him, Kenny G and Michael Bolton. Orgazmo has a handgun with one bullet, who does Orgazmo kill. Keep in mind the Orgazmo can only kill one, no alterior weapons can be used on the other. WWOD?

You're such a fucking cockmuncher, I posted a similar scenario involving Saddam and Bin Laden eons ago. Checkout the prior page.

yeah, you're also a spic. Shut the hell up, it's diferent people.

This is a question of "whom do you find the most homosexual?" not "whom do you find to be the biggest threat to society?"

Right, so was this your way of proving to yourself that you didn't rip off someone else's idea or are you trying to convince US?

And yeah, good job, you know I'm mexican. Are you expecting a cookie or something? Maybe some bright shining lights, confetti and a buzzer. Will that make you happy?

Yeah it would, and since you're giving out cookies, I'd also like a new car, a Gibson Custom Shop SG, and a new gun so I can kill people like you.

you didn't answer the question genius

Shut the fuck up.

No, I'm not trying to convince "us"

and I answered the other question, dumbass.

..................there ya go.

die

If Orgazmo is, indeed, trapped on the island with the other two...and there is, indeed, no way to kill more than one...Orgazmo would be forced to turn the gun on himself. No matter which he kills, there will still be someone left to rape his asshole whilst he sleeps. Orgazmo must kill himself in this situation. It's the only way.

So what if Orgazmo was stuck in the same situation as Francis (during entry #6)? Pretend you have just finished giving Filipe his rimjob: wwod?

The Gazmic solution to this quandary is quite simple. Since Filipe is an english school boy...and Orgazmo is a certified Pirate, Orgazmo would simply leave the "prison," painting his fists with the blood of anybody who decided to try to stop him. The solution would be similar no matter who was standing guard; the fact that he being held hostage by a group of school-aged punks only simplifies the matter.

Once free from his dungeon, Orgazmo would purchase some listerine.

what would you do if you were really desperate for a shit, or to make things worse you sudenly had diarrhea in a plane, and some other bastard was using the toilet and they wouldnt realease the toilet for about 10 minutes ?

[ April 07, 2005, 04:42 PM: Message edited by: God's Substitute ]

Orgazmo would force his way into the bathroom and deposit his waste in the general vicinity of the sink.

A possibly better solution: Barf Bag

-Ugly Bastard

That solution crossed my mind when I first read it as well. I'm dissapointed, gaz.

Orgazmo would order them to go fuck themselves.

What if a wise one used poor grammar when poking fun at his friends? Suppose he used 'is' instead of 'if.' Would Orgazmo point out the grammatical error to the wise one?

[ April 07, 2005, 11:29 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

that's a damn good question. WWOD?

Orgazmo has a big test tomorrow. He knows that there is a kid much stronger than him who will be waiting outside of the class to kick his ass after the test is over. The kid will be kicking Orgazmo's ass (and this is assumed - there's no way Orgazmo can take this guy bare handed) because Orgazmo was caught saying that the bully's girlfriend is smokin' hot.

There is only one exit from this classroom. And waiting outside that classroom comes an ass-beating. Skipping class is not an option because this test makes up 35% of your grade, and the prof already said no one will take the test outside of the classroom at the scheduled time.

Orgazmo doesn't want to get his ass pounded, but at the same time, he doesn't want to go to jail for using a weapon in a fight. Moreover, he doesn't want to be known as a huge pussy who calls the cops to bail himself out of situations like this. WWOD??

-Ugly Bastard

This scenario is more easily solved than one would first think. While most of the options leave Orgazmo with a huge negative in his life, there is one which leads to only bliss.

Because Orgazmo cannot defeat his foe (a bully Orgazmo can't defeat? He must be Chuck Norris...we'll assume such for the rest of the solution)...and because missing the test simply is not an option, Orgazmo would simply show up, take the test, and then allow Chuck Norris to beat his ass.

Allow Chuck Norris to beat his ass?

Yes. Orgazmo would stand by with a smile on his face as Chuck emptied his bag of frustrations. As we all know, Orgazmo is a piece of iron. A beating may cause some short-term distress, but, in the grand scheme of things, it's really not a big deal at all.

What's the beauty of this plan? I'll tell you. As Orgazmo stands idly, accepting the beating of a lifetime with a smile on his face, it has an inverse effect, making him appear to be a huge badass. Whilst this is happening, Mr. Norris' character is being questioned by all spectating...including his smokin' hot girlfriend. Once Norris has been satisfied, he would walk to his bitch...but, instead of embracing him, she would call him a "Bastard Fuckface." After this, she would approach Orgazmo and immediately begin performing oral sex on his massive tube.

I am reminded of a combination of Fight Club and Big Fish.

And Rocky 4 and Sin City.

Orgazmo's sitting with pocket tens before the flop. Someone throws all in on their hand... wwod?

Just in Orgazmo's defense, you left out about a billion variables that would help Orgazmo make up his mind. Such as, how much the young man bet, how much Orgazmo has in front of him, etc. I mean, if Orgazmo has $1,100 at the table, and the guy goes all in for $.30, then of course Orgazmo is going to call. But if Orgazmo has $35 at the table, all of which he is relying on to buy groceries later that night, and the guy goes all in for $45, then he probably folds.

Damnit Anky. Damnit. Redo. Redo the question.

-Ugly Bastard

goddamnitt.... you're right

alright, so you're playing against Ghandi a motherfucking hold em master, Mother Teresa -a.k.a. "straight faced mcgee"- and your kindergarten teacher.

Ghandi is chip leader but he's been cheating the entire game. You've given him enough of your patience and you decide that its time to put him out. The blinds are going $500/$1000 and so far you've managed to throw $30,000 into this particular pot. You only have $100,000 remaining in chips and Ghandi has called you all in prior to the flop. Sitting with the 10 of Spades and 10 of Diamonds I ask you sexxor... Wwod?

Still left a lot of shit out...but Orgazmo would assume he's racing Ghandi at worst...considering his play style up to this point. Because of this, he has no choice but to call his all-in.

All of this goes without mentioning that, assuming neither he nor I are on the blinds...and both blinds folded straight away, the pot is like 160 thousand when it gets to me...thus giving me 1.6 to 1 on my cash. Since Ghandi has been a huge bully the entire night, I put the chances of him having j's through a's at rather slim...slim enough that, on the off chance he does have them, the 1.6:1 is enough for me to call anyway.

[ April 08, 2005, 01:46 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

Ironic Mustache says he probably has one jack-ace. The flop can be brutal in these situations.

ten bad guys, unarmed, heavily built are approaching you, to give you the ass kicking of a life time. 6 of them are faggots and they would rape you one after the other. You can't run because you've just broken your leg whilst going to the hospital.

WWOD ?

Orgazmo would saw his broken leg clean off, quickly replace it with the peg leg that he carries around with him all of the time, and then use it to beat the asses of the approaching thugs.

Orgazmo and his friend utterly can't stand somebody anymore and they want to get rid of him, WWOD?

All Orgazmo has to do is start hanging out with people that his friend doesn't get along with.

wwod, if he's about to get married, and he learns that his wife to be is a transexual ?

Orgazmo would stop letting that friend Order 50oz of alcohol before they go to the mall...so he'd be a little less annoying.

Orgazmo wouldn't get married.

PS: You guys fucking suck at coming up with scenarios.

Orgazmo, that friend was not me nor the toothpick faggot.

wwod if you were in an elevator and there was only one other person in it, and this person continually farts in the elevator

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Orgazmo would realize that the guy is a retard and thus, by default, he has already won.

He would not pursue anything further.

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