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f3lix · 04-17-2010, 06:04 PM

Dirty Harry, have you retired your Dirty Harry account? Nobody seems to like you anymore and you feel that since you have an extra 1000 rep on this one, it helps you sleep better at night? It's cute watching you act bipolar because you forget which account you are on, but I'm here to help you cope with the reality that no one likes you no matter what name you post under.

Der Fuhrer · 04-17-2010, 07:37 PM

It's really cute how much attention you give me f3lix. You really know how to make a guy feel special!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-17-2010, 09:31 PM

TBH, its amazing to me how differently I view both accounts.

The question is, do they really post differently or is it all a matter of context because I don't associate der fuhrer with that picture of that skinny turd Dirty Harry.

Der Fuhrer · 04-17-2010, 10:32 PM

Thank you for that valuable insight. However, I think the real question is when are you going to come out of the closet?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-18-2010, 01:02 AM

WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO DO?

Fruitacious B · 04-18-2010, 06:42 AM

I consider the usage of the Der Fuhrer account as a major cop-out, one that would've been tarred and feathered back in the day.

Weak.

Mr. Blonde · 04-18-2010, 06:47 AM

Almost like if someone requested an account deletion, used a novelty one to start posting again, then eventually asked the admin to change his novelty name to the original one, thereby pretty much negating an entirely unexplained knee-jerk reaction in the first place.

Der Fuhrer · 04-18-2010, 02:47 PM

It's a cop out? I don't really see how it is. I don't like the name Dirty Harry, I prefer to be Hitler. Also, I have a golden N on this account, which is pretty special to me. Finally, what does it matter? Everyone already knows who I am so BFD!

DJ FC · 04-18-2010, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Almost like if someone requested an account deletion, used a novelty one to start posting again, then eventually asked the admin to change his novelty name to the original one, thereby pretty much negating an entirely unexplained knee-jerk reaction in the first place.

A one-off moment of bitchness that is significantly better than if someone lives their life with a perpetual small man complex and does freakishly creepy things on the internet as a regular daily activity.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-18-2010, 04:41 PM

HAHA YES! Keep going!

Mr. Blonde · 04-18-2010, 06:04 PM

YouTube - Radiohead - Creep

Der Fuhrer · 11-08-2010, 09:20 PM

Started doing kettlebell exercises today. Pretty fucking exhausted afterwards. I'll let you faggots know how it progresses. Pretty impressed thus far. There are some good instructional videos on youtube.

Beebs · 11-08-2010, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Der Fuhrer

Started doing kettlebell exercises today. Pretty fucking exhausted afterwards. I'll let you faggots know how it progresses. Pretty impressed thus far. There are some good instructional videos on youtube.

In my experience: like dumbells that hit you in the forearms.

Der Fuhrer · 11-09-2010, 01:34 AM

I can see that. I decided to give it a try since most of the time going to the gym is just a major pain in the ass. I prefer to workout at home where I don't have to share the equipment, can check the computer between sets, and I don't have to listen to fucking top 40 music (without annoying headphones). I thought that, with the kettlebell, I could replace what would account to at least 2-4 different sets of dumbells with one piece of equipment. Plus I'm kind of looking for a change. I only have one, so I am kind of limited in my workouts, but if this goes well I may purchase another. I want to be able to get a good full-body workout in with minimal space, time and equipment. So far it seems like a good fit. I'm also looking forward to learning a new method of exercising. I'm adding this to my current "home gym" of a set of push up bars, an ab wheel, and a weighted jump rope. It's not much but it gets the job done, at least for what I'm looking to get out of it.

Ironic Mustache · 11-09-2010, 02:16 PM

I honestly didn't know that was Dirty Hairy until now. Being as I'm the only blind in this study, I'll give my honest feedback. I must admit, I haven't started hating this new account at all yet. I'm going to keep an open mind about this.

Ugly Bastard · 11-09-2010, 06:47 PM

The idea of a home gym is highly appealing to me. I hate the process involved in going to a gym (driving, parking, etc) which makes me work out way less than I probably would if I had equipment 10 feet away at home. Additionally, like Der Fehrer mentioned, the idea of being able to do random domestic things like listen to your own music, check your computer, or watch whatever you god damned well please on a television trumps the shit out of being in a gym.

vaga1220 * · 11-09-2010, 07:38 PM

For $16 an hour I'll give you unwanted lifting advice. Here's a sample:

Boss, you can't do dead lifts and squats in the same day!

Hey guy, you shouldn't do incline bench before you do your flat bench.

Cardio is for bitches!

And so forth.

Fruitacious B · 11-09-2010, 08:02 PM

A few of my friends have told me that Shake Weight is actually pretty effective. I don't work out, so I can't confirm this though.

Beebs · 11-09-2010, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Der Fuhrer

I can see that. I decided to give it a try since most of the time going to the gym is just a major pain in the ass. I prefer to workout at home where I don't have to share the equipment, can check the computer between sets, and I don't have to listen to fucking top 40 music (without annoying headphones). I thought that, with the kettlebell, I could replace what would account to at least 2-4 different sets of dumbells with one piece of equipment. Plus I'm kind of looking for a change. I only have one, so I am kind of limited in my workouts, but if this goes well I may purchase another. I want to be able to get a good full-body workout in with minimal space, time and equipment. So far it seems like a good fit. I'm also looking forward to learning a new method of exercising. I'm adding this to my current "home gym" of a set of push up bars, an ab wheel, and a weighted jump rope. It's not much but it gets the job done, at least for what I'm looking to get out of it.

Nah they really are good, I'm just joking about the fact that I bruise the shit out of myself with them. You can make an ab wheel out of a weight and a bar if you have one. Jumping with a heavy rope is fucking hell, had to do it when boxing.

Beebs · 11-09-2010, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vaga1220

For $16 an hour I'll give you unwanted lifting advice. Here's a sample:

Boss, you can't do dead lifts and squats in the same day!

Hey guy, you shouldn't do incline bench before you do your flat bench.

Cardio is for bitches!

And so forth.

LOL for truth

Ugly Bastard · 11-09-2010, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vaga1220

For $16 an hour I'll give you unwanted lifting advice. Here's a sample:

Boss, you can't do dead lifts and squats in the same day!

Hey guy, you shouldn't do incline bench before you do your flat bench.

Cardio is for bitches!

And so forth.

So funny and so true. Cannot stand guys like that. I always want to make some awesome, sarcastic-laden comeback to them when they say shit like that, but I never think of the perfect thing to say until 3 seconds after they've already walked away all smug and proud of themselves (this is a problem I have in many other areas of life as well). :-/

Beebs · 11-09-2010, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

So funny and so true. Cannot stand guys like that. I always want to make some awesome, sarcastic-laden comeback to them when they say shit like that, but I never think of the perfect thing to say until 3 seconds after they've already walked away all smug and proud of themselves (this is a problem I have in many other areas of life as well). :-/

I usually just ask "oh, you like lifting? Ever compete?" or something along those lines, then they tend to fuck off.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-09-2010, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

The idea of a home gym is highly appealing to me. I hate the process involved in going to a gym (driving, parking, etc) which makes me work out way less than I probably would if I had equipment 10 feet away at home. Additionally, like Der Fehrer mentioned, the idea of being able to do random domestic things like listen to your own music, check your computer, or watch whatever you god damned well please on a television trumps the shit out of being in a gym.

One downside though is that you miss out on the whole locker room experience imo.

thekremlin · 11-10-2010, 11:09 AM

Yes but you don't have to wear any pesky clothes

DDTempest · 11-10-2010, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fruitacious B

A few of my friends have told me that Shake Weight is actually pretty effective. I don't work out, so I can't confirm this though.

You can buy a jug of water and it does the same thing.

04-17-2010, 09:31 PM	#78 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	TBH, its amazing to me how differently I view both accounts. The question is, do they really post differently or is it all a matter of context because I don't associate der fuhrer with that picture of that skinny turd Dirty Harry.
	#YOLO

04-18-2010, 01:02 AM	#80 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO DO?
	#YOLO

04-18-2010, 06:42 AM	#81 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I consider the usage of the Der Fuhrer account as a major cop-out, one that would've been tarred and feathered back in the day. Weak.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

04-18-2010, 06:47 AM	#82 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Almost like if someone requested an account deletion, used a novelty one to start posting again, then eventually asked the admin to change his novelty name to the original one, thereby pretty much negating an entirely unexplained knee-jerk reaction in the first place.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-18-2010, 04:41 PM	#85 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	HAHA YES! Keep going!
	#YOLO

04-17-2010, 06:04 PM	#76 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Dirty Harry, have you retired your Dirty Harry account? Nobody seems to like you anymore and you feel that since you have an extra 1000 rep on this one, it helps you sleep better at night? It's cute watching you act bipolar because you forget which account you are on, but I'm here to help you cope with the reality that no one likes you no matter what name you post under.

04-17-2010, 07:37 PM	#77 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	It's really cute how much attention you give me f3lix. You really know how to make a guy feel special!

04-17-2010, 10:32 PM	#79 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	Thank you for that valuable insight. However, I think the real question is when are you going to come out of the closet?

04-18-2010, 02:47 PM	#83 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	It's a cop out? I don't really see how it is. I don't like the name Dirty Harry, I prefer to be Hitler. Also, I have a golden N on this account, which is pretty special to me. Finally, what does it matter? Everyone already knows who I am so BFD!

11-08-2010, 09:20 PM	#87 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	Started doing kettlebell exercises today. Pretty fucking exhausted afterwards. I'll let you faggots know how it progresses. Pretty impressed thus far. There are some good instructional videos on youtube.

11-09-2010, 01:34 AM	#89 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	I can see that. I decided to give it a try since most of the time going to the gym is just a major pain in the ass. I prefer to workout at home where I don't have to share the equipment, can check the computer between sets, and I don't have to listen to fucking top 40 music (without annoying headphones). I thought that, with the kettlebell, I could replace what would account to at least 2-4 different sets of dumbells with one piece of equipment. Plus I'm kind of looking for a change. I only have one, so I am kind of limited in my workouts, but if this goes well I may purchase another. I want to be able to get a good full-body workout in with minimal space, time and equipment. So far it seems like a good fit. I'm also looking forward to learning a new method of exercising. I'm adding this to my current "home gym" of a set of push up bars, an ab wheel, and a weighted jump rope. It's not much but it gets the job done, at least for what I'm looking to get out of it.

11-09-2010, 02:16 PM	#90 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I honestly didn't know that was Dirty Hairy until now. Being as I'm the only blind in this study, I'll give my honest feedback. I must admit, I haven't started hating this new account at all yet. I'm going to keep an open mind about this.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-09-2010, 06:47 PM	#91 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The idea of a home gym is highly appealing to me. I hate the process involved in going to a gym (driving, parking, etc) which makes me work out way less than I probably would if I had equipment 10 feet away at home. Additionally, like Der Fehrer mentioned, the idea of being able to do random domestic things like listen to your own music, check your computer, or watch whatever you god damned well please on a television trumps the shit out of being in a gym.

11-09-2010, 07:38 PM	#92 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	For $16 an hour I'll give you unwanted lifting advice. Here's a sample: Boss, you can't do dead lifts and squats in the same day! Hey guy, you shouldn't do incline bench before you do your flat bench. Cardio is for bitches! And so forth.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

11-09-2010, 08:02 PM	#93 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	A few of my friends have told me that Shake Weight is actually pretty effective. I don't work out, so I can't confirm this though.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

11-10-2010, 11:09 AM	#99 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Yes but you don't have to wear any pesky clothes