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Beebs · 11-10-2010, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

You can buy a jug of water and it does the same thing.

Or just give a lot of handjobs. It is not terribly effective, it claims to work your arms and shoulders, which can be done much better with basic exercises. It also might help your grip, but again, dozens of cheap more effective ways.

Der Fuhrer · 11-17-2010, 02:45 PM

I have not been sick since October 2009. Aside from a kidney stone ripping through my urinary tract back in June, I have been completely healthy for over a year. The kidney stone was almost certainly caused by the 2 or 3 32 ounce fountain pops I would drink on a daily basis. I'm sure this has many of you wondering if I truly am the messiah. To be honest, I'm not sure. My gut is telling me yes, but my mind is saying maybe. What's even more incredible is that during this entire year, I was a fairly heavy smoker. I've also been around sick people several times during my 13 months of total domination over disease.

Am I like Wolverine, with super-human healing powers? Again, the answer is maybe. However, super human power aside, I think there are a couple things I've been doing that have enabled me to be immune to all forms of illness. First, I used to get sick all of the time. It seems possible that I've developed immunity to several different strains of bacteria and viruses. This point is probably irrelevant though. The next thing that I've actually been doing is getting lots of sleep. I think about 9 hours of sleep is the magic number. Next, and this is a very important step to take in disease prevention, I use Listerine twice a day, everyday. That's no big deal. The important part is that it is the absolute very first thing I do when I wake up in the morning, and the absolute last thing I do before I go to sleep at night. The final, and most important, thing I do is take supplements everyday.

The supplements I take are produced by a company called Life Extension. It is a very good company that makes extremely high quality supplements. I respect their scientific research greatly, and I read their monthly newsletter. This company was saying how important omega-3 fatty acids were for the heart, brain, and immune system over 10 years ago. They are at the forefront of this type of research-prolonging the human lifespan. Anyways, I take the two per-day multivitamins and the omega-3 supplement. In addition, I take a zinc picolinate.

Here's the multivitamin I take:

Here is how much better it is than other multivitamins:

Here is the fish oil pill I take:

Very important to take both of these with food. The multi will make you puke on an empty stomach, and the fish oil will make you burp up the taste of fish oil for hours.

f3lix · 11-17-2010, 04:00 PM

I'm also rarely sick, get 9 hours of sleep per night, but just seem to have a good immune system. From 3rd-11th grade, I didn't miss a single day from school for being sick.

Ironic Mustache · 11-17-2010, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Der Fuhrer

The kidney stone was almost certainly caused by the 2 or 3 32 ounce fountain pops I would drink on a daily basis.

Ha! Pops...

Ugly Bastard · 11-17-2010, 04:14 PM

I could so see you being one of those little shit-eating kids that gets called up by the principal and awarded for never missing a day of school in your life.

f3lix · 11-17-2010, 07:29 PM

I wanted an award like that, but realized I wouldn't get anything (thanks to chicken pox) and then took some days off my senior year from being exhausted.

Ironic Mustache · 11-17-2010, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

I wanted an award like that, but realized I wouldn't get anything (thanks to chicken pox) and then took some days off my senior year from being exhausted.

I try so hard to like you, and I just can't. I just wanted you to know that I try. If there were some super-neg I could give you instead of this, I would. You just suck SO bad, that I had no other option. You've unequivocally become my second least favorite person ever, imaginary characters included. I submit to you, the Dark Heart rating system (similar to the Gary Busey system but on a much more massive scale):

Fuck you f3lix, fuck you.

Ugly Bastard · 11-18-2010, 02:32 PM

Looks like someone is a little insecure regarding his imperfect school attendance record.

Ironic Mustache · 11-18-2010, 05:09 PM

I skipped just shy of three weeks worth of classes my senior year before being relocated to continuation school.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-18-2010, 11:43 PM

You must have been exhausted.

11-18-2010, 05:09 PM	#109 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I skipped just shy of three weeks worth of classes my senior year before being relocated to continuation school.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-18-2010, 11:43 PM	#110 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	You must have been exhausted.
	#YOLO

11-17-2010, 02:45 PM	#102 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	I have not been sick since October 2009. Aside from a kidney stone ripping through my urinary tract back in June, I have been completely healthy for over a year. The kidney stone was almost certainly caused by the 2 or 3 32 ounce fountain pops I would drink on a daily basis. I'm sure this has many of you wondering if I truly am the messiah. To be honest, I'm not sure. My gut is telling me yes, but my mind is saying maybe. What's even more incredible is that during this entire year, I was a fairly heavy smoker. I've also been around sick people several times during my 13 months of total domination over disease. Am I like Wolverine, with super-human healing powers? Again, the answer is maybe. However, super human power aside, I think there are a couple things I've been doing that have enabled me to be immune to all forms of illness. First, I used to get sick all of the time. It seems possible that I've developed immunity to several different strains of bacteria and viruses. This point is probably irrelevant though. The next thing that I've actually been doing is getting lots of sleep. I think about 9 hours of sleep is the magic number. Next, and this is a very important step to take in disease prevention, I use Listerine twice a day, everyday. That's no big deal. The important part is that it is the absolute very first thing I do when I wake up in the morning, and the absolute last thing I do before I go to sleep at night. The final, and most important, thing I do is take supplements everyday. The supplements I take are produced by a company called Life Extension. It is a very good company that makes extremely high quality supplements. I respect their scientific research greatly, and I read their monthly newsletter. This company was saying how important omega-3 fatty acids were for the heart, brain, and immune system over 10 years ago. They are at the forefront of this type of research-prolonging the human lifespan. Anyways, I take the two per-day multivitamins and the omega-3 supplement. In addition, I take a zinc picolinate. Here's the multivitamin I take: Here is how much better it is than other multivitamins: Here is the fish oil pill I take: Very important to take both of these with food. The multi will make you puke on an empty stomach, and the fish oil will make you burp up the taste of fish oil for hours.

11-17-2010, 04:00 PM	#103 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I'm also rarely sick, get 9 hours of sleep per night, but just seem to have a good immune system. From 3rd-11th grade, I didn't miss a single day from school for being sick.

11-17-2010, 04:14 PM	#105 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I could so see you being one of those little shit-eating kids that gets called up by the principal and awarded for never missing a day of school in your life.

11-17-2010, 07:29 PM	#106 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I wanted an award like that, but realized I wouldn't get anything (thanks to chicken pox) and then took some days off my senior year from being exhausted.

11-18-2010, 02:32 PM	#108 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Looks like someone is a little insecure regarding his imperfect school attendance record.