First the morning hair. Pretty self explanitory. I woke up this morning to see my hair was badly messed up, and it was friggin' awesome! Here is exhibit A, my normal gay hairdo:
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...a/f3aad74f.jpg
And here is what my hair looked like this morning:
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...2/f3aad748.jpg
As you can see the second hairdo is vastly superior to the first. Here's one more shot of it:
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...b/f3aad336.jpg
I plan on getting my hair this fucked up again and then finding someway to gel it so it stays like that Permanently.

Next on the list is my moldy carrot juice. No, this is not slang it's quite literal. I have been letting a glass of carrot juice rot in my room for 3 weeks. At week 3 I got bored and poured some beer into it. Now we're at about week 5. The stench is unbelivable. It doesn't look quit as gross once I poured the beer in cause it broke all the mold up, but it's still worth a looksy:
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...7/f3aad32d.jpg

You have beautiful hair, but you need to do something with that cup dude.

now the question is: did you leave your hair like that for the rest of the day or did you fold and fix it to the usual?

My question is......

Is this the awesomeness you spoke of?

If so then your gayer than I thought.

Thats what i love about Repug, just when you think his gayness is at its max, he does something that blows even the Cockettes out of the water.

i'm just so happy faraway posted on this thread.
i i wasnt so lazy i would be her forum stalker, but that would involve lookiing for every thread she posts on.
i kind of like being surprised by her.
she is a soft fickle wind that dances through the forum and into my heart.
please post nekkid pics, lover.

This cocksucker told me about this on the phone and was all excited yesterday. You need something more in your life brian. That something, is alcohol.

and black cock.

Clearly you guys don't recognize awesomeness when you see it.

I think the juicebeer should be part of a new initiative in which the goal is to get someone to drink the cup's contents. Using large amounts of trickery and perhaps a bit of alcohol, I think it's more than possible.

Of course, photo documentation is a must...of all the pregame planning, ingame consumption, and postgame explanation to the victim.

He was bragging to me last night too.

V Deception V: Hey asshole, thanks for knocking the wind out of my sails. dick.

algordon05: What did I do?

V Deception V: busted me on my fish eatin' lesbian friends line. It was golden until you turned into mr. fucking I know everything. Die slow mother fucker.

algordon05: lol
algordon05: I did catch you plagerising

V Deception V: You shall rue this day, mark my words.

algordon05: psycho
algordon05: dont make me pull another angie fucker

V Deception V: Strike me down and I shall become more powerful then you can even imagine

algordon05: where did you steal that from?

V Deception V: mwuahah! Dude I'm going to make the sweetest threads ever tonight. Check back at nubblies in a few hours. You will be amazed by my awesomeness

algordon05: did you finally get some pussy

V Deception V: I didn't say greatness, I said awesomeness. C'mon dude. You've seen my pic. THINK before you ask questions or you sound stupid.

algordon05: Your right your too ugly to get pussy.

V Deception V: WAY to ugly.

algordon05: So what is this awesomeness you speak of?

V Deception V: you'll see soon enough. until then i'm going for a run and then watching game 4.

algordon05: Did you tell Fung who I am Malice?

V Deception V: no just ninja

algordon05: Ok he must have told him

V Deception V: we were both accusing the other of being malice for months till you told me it was you lol

algordon05: Not that I care I just was wondering if he figured it out on his own

V Deception V: Fung is to stupid to figure things out on his own

algordon05: no Im way too cool to be you or wayne
algordon05: lol
algordon05: Fung id\s alright

V Deception V: I've gotta go now. Do me a favor and slap the shit outta that kid of yours for me.
V Deception V: Biotch

Wtf you save all of your conversations with me? I guess I can't blame you. Being a lowly commoner such as yourself you no doubt want proof someone like myself actually associates with you.

carni flav AKA Fung

The funny thing is, I called him because I was drunk driving with an open container while being tailed by a cop, and this is what he has to tell me.

i just realized the stupid bitch in your avatar has the same hair do as the stupid bitch known as Repugnant A.

I would like to repeat the question:
And seriously, I can't wait for the Butcher to get ahold of you. Who the hell are you? Have you even seen me except for the few pics on here?

And that stupid merbaby in your avatar has the same hair as that stupid merbaby bloodyfart!

You're all so jealous of my sweet hair. I just conditioned it infact, it's all soft and wavy. Eat your heart out bitches.

Actually it was still up from last night and I noticed it when you sent me another IM today.

Why's the butcher going to be mad at him?

Dude the butcher is a fag. Anyone who takes pictures of himself with a plastic gun trying to look tough is just gay.

LOL

What about the guy that takes pictures of his hair and his moldy v-8?

But I'm not trying to look like a tough bad ass.

I'm actually being cool by taking gay pics of my hair. It's very avant-garde. Of course you probably wouldn't understand that.

Actually.....I dont.

I'm going to invent a new jiu jitsu guard called the Avant-Guard.