First the morning hair. Pretty self explanitory. I woke up this morning to see my hair was badly messed up, and it was friggin' awesome! Here is exhibit A, my normal gay hairdo:
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...a/f3aad74f.jpg
And here is what my hair looked like this morning:
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...2/f3aad748.jpg
As you can see the second hairdo is vastly superior to the first. Here's one more shot of it:
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...b/f3aad336.jpg
I plan on getting my hair this fucked up again and then finding someway to gel it so it stays like that Permanently.

Next on the list is my moldy carrot juice. No, this is not slang it's quite literal. I have been letting a glass of carrot juice rot in my room for 3 weeks. At week 3 I got bored and poured some beer into it. Now we're at about week 5. The stench is unbelivable. It doesn't look quit as gross once I poured the beer in cause it broke all the mold up, but it's still worth a looksy:
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...7/f3aad32d.jpg

You have beautiful hair, but you need to do something with that cup dude.

now the question is: did you leave your hair like that for the rest of the day or did you fold and fix it to the usual?

My question is......

Is this the awesomeness you spoke of?

If so then your gayer than I thought.

Thats what i love about Repug, just when you think his gayness is at its max, he does something that blows even the Cockettes out of the water.

i'm just so happy faraway posted on this thread.
i i wasnt so lazy i would be her forum stalker, but that would involve lookiing for every thread she posts on.
i kind of like being surprised by her.
she is a soft fickle wind that dances through the forum and into my heart.
please post nekkid pics, lover.

This cocksucker told me about this on the phone and was all excited yesterday. You need something more in your life brian. That something, is alcohol.

and black cock.

Clearly you guys don't recognize awesomeness when you see it.

I think the juicebeer should be part of a new initiative in which the goal is to get someone to drink the cup's contents. Using large amounts of trickery and perhaps a bit of alcohol, I think it's more than possible.

Of course, photo documentation is a must...of all the pregame planning, ingame consumption, and postgame explanation to the victim.

He was bragging to me last night too.

V Deception V: Hey asshole, thanks for knocking the wind out of my sails. dick.

algordon05: What did I do?

V Deception V: busted me on my fish eatin' lesbian friends line. It was golden until you turned into mr. fucking I know everything. Die slow mother fucker.

algordon05: lol
algordon05: I did catch you plagerising

V Deception V: You shall rue this day, mark my words.

algordon05: psycho
algordon05: dont make me pull another angie fucker

V Deception V: Strike me down and I shall become more powerful then you can even imagine

algordon05: where did you steal that from?

V Deception V: mwuahah! Dude I'm going to make the sweetest threads ever tonight. Check back at nubblies in a few hours. You will be amazed by my awesomeness

algordon05: did you finally get some pussy

V Deception V: I didn't say greatness, I said awesomeness. C'mon dude. You've seen my pic. THINK before you ask questions or you sound stupid.

algordon05: Your right your too ugly to get pussy.

V Deception V: WAY to ugly.

algordon05: So what is this awesomeness you speak of?

V Deception V: you'll see soon enough. until then i'm going for a run and then watching game 4.

algordon05: Did you tell Fung who I am Malice?

V Deception V: no just ninja

algordon05: Ok he must have told him

V Deception V: we were both accusing the other of being malice for months till you told me it was you lol

algordon05: Not that I care I just was wondering if he figured it out on his own

V Deception V: Fung is to stupid to figure things out on his own

algordon05: no Im way too cool to be you or wayne
algordon05: lol
algordon05: Fung id\s alright

V Deception V: I've gotta go now. Do me a favor and slap the shit outta that kid of yours for me.
V Deception V: Biotch

Wtf you save all of your conversations with me? I guess I can't blame you. Being a lowly commoner such as yourself you no doubt want proof someone like myself actually associates with you.

carni flav AKA Fung

The funny thing is, I called him because I was drunk driving with an open container while being tailed by a cop, and this is what he has to tell me.

i just realized the stupid bitch in your avatar has the same hair do as the stupid bitch known as Repugnant A.

I would like to repeat the question:
And seriously, I can't wait for the Butcher to get ahold of you. Who the hell are you? Have you even seen me except for the few pics on here?

And that stupid merbaby in your avatar has the same hair as that stupid merbaby bloodyfart!

You're all so jealous of my sweet hair. I just conditioned it infact, it's all soft and wavy. Eat your heart out bitches.

Actually it was still up from last night and I noticed it when you sent me another IM today.

Why's the butcher going to be mad at him?

Dude the butcher is a fag. Anyone who takes pictures of himself with a plastic gun trying to look tough is just gay.

LOL

What about the guy that takes pictures of his hair and his moldy v-8?

But I'm not trying to look like a tough bad ass.

I'm actually being cool by taking gay pics of my hair. It's very avant-garde. Of course you probably wouldn't understand that.

Actually.....I dont.

I'm going to invent a new jiu jitsu guard called the Avant-Guard.

the Butcher, is just extremely protective of me. Always has been. Thats all.

Here is a picture of "the butcher" being a total bad ass with his fake plastic pistol.
http://www.nubblies.net/ubb/uploads/1112337364.JPG

Thats scary, for you.

and the future of the united states.

LOL "powerline" pistols.

I bet a BB hurts at point blank range, he can do some damage with that.

well. im going to be a retard and us e my RE-guard...i'll slober and shit myself and be all fucked up downs syndrome corky style and people will just leave the mat.

CArni Flav wins by verbal submission.."no more"

[ June 17, 2005, 05:20 PM: Message edited by: Carnivorous Flavor ]

faraway, i've never seen a pic of you.

and The Bitcher can eat me.

the avant-guard will revolutionize the game as we know it. sort of like the rubber guard did.

the gun was to make the picture more ridiculous, because i was mocking every nigger who tries to look tough.

the future, bloody? i think not. the future of america rests in people like you, the humans who are force-fed bullshit but lap at it eagerly because you know it will get you that much more into the circle of power-hungry fucks who will bend over backwards and take it in the ass on command.

as for theMerciless1 [how queer of a name], i heard somewhere that you're mexican, and we all know that spics are dirty, smelly fucks. i wouldn't even want to be in your presence. but seriously, it's awesome that you are drooling over a screename across the country. it's not pathetic at all...seriously.

i say again..you suck at the internet

you know what? maybe you're right. i just don't have as much experience at being an internet junkie as yourself. i haven't visited enough bestiality porn and messageboards for cyber sex yet. you've spent so much time mastering the internet that you must have visited every fucking internet site in history. am i right?

you should give yourself a round of applause. wait..! better yet, you should drink a toast in honor of yourself for achieving the social standards of a fucking loser.

lmao!
sorry the bitcher, (i bet he doesnt even know how to butterfly a duck breast) will you be my amigo even tho i want to make sweet sweet love to your internet girlfriend?

btw would you ever call a spic a spic to his face?

[ June 18, 2005, 09:11 PM: Message edited by: theMerciless1 ]

I've heard him do it.

This was ment to turn in to a bitch fit. I was just giving you, (theMerciless1) a hard time. Like I said earlier, playing my side of the game.

http://img63.exs.cx/img63/827/gaygaygaygay3ca.gif

well luckily we have hardcore nonconformists like you to keep us all in line. you know what i find hilarious? tools like you. tools who are carbon copies of other tools, but consider themselves cutting edge and outsiders.

its like the GOTH faggots who need to be "different"...so they dress like EVERY other goth faggot out there. another clone, but dressed in black with eyeliner....or in your case, lame ass piercings and long sleeve thermals with tshirts over the top .

dick.

This is getting good...

i'm just gettin started around here.

Just to clear this up in advance, my internet penis is 14 inches <span class="spoilbear" onmouseover="this.style.color='000000'" onmouseout="this.style.color='cccccc'">around. Why do people think "flaming" is actually accomplishing something, and brag about it, or worse yet, threaten it?

because they really have nothing better to do. why else would these fuckers be posting every day, throughout the entire day? god, i've heard of 12 year old internet whores, but you boys sure love to suck the old cock of the information superhighway.

if you feel the need to try to prove how manly you are across the internet to a person who you will never have interaction with, then i feel really sorry for you. that's clearly your case, and try as you may to deny it, it won't change the facts. i'm sorry that your life didn't go the way you planned and you ended up being a fucking loser, but seriously, get a new hobbie.

get a new piercing. it will make you cooler.

wow. that was original. what's the matter? did you only have the chance to be on the internet for 10 hours today instead of 16? you couldn't think up anything better in that time span?

Whoa, missed an entire weekend of "The Inferno 2" here on Nubblies, damn, okay, I'm ready, and.......GO.

i like that inferno show.

have fun being poor and complaining your whole life. if criticism and self mutilation wer the keys to happiness, then you would be the janitor.

*endless laughter

I love that inferno show, Veronica is one hot sociopathic bitch. I love to hate her sexy ass.

veronica has too manly a voice for me.

i am a tanya fan just cause she is insane.