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Trout Sniffer · 06-20-2006, 02:03 PM

I was in class last week and this kid in class tells us how someone messaged him on aol and said he was gay and would give him a case of beer to let him suck him off. Well the dude in my class played along, but the kid actually showed up to his house.

So I'm on here and I get this faggot wanting to mess around with me. I played along because it was hilarious, sick, but hilarious.

Well here's the aol conversation...by the way, i'm burnormal.

[02:36:07] chph219: hi
[02:36:07] *** Auto-response sent to chph219: I am currently away from the computer.
[02:38:22] Burnormal: hi
[02:38:31] chph219: saw you on facebook
[02:38:34] chph219: and i think youre hot
[02:38:40] chph219: so we should get together sometime
[02:39:02] Burnormal: well i'd like to know who you are first
[02:39:07] chph219: lol
[02:39:13] chph219: you are bi right?
[02:39:29] Burnormal: is this a guy?
[02:39:33] chph219: yea
[02:39:45] Burnormal: yeah i'm bi
[02:40:03] chph219: ok
[02:40:15] Burnormal: what's your name?
[02:40:36] chph219: do you hook up
[02:40:48] Burnormal: of course, who doesn't
[02:41:13] chph219: how big is your dick
[02:41:32] Burnormal: fuckin huge
[02:41:57] chph219: what are you into
[02:43:14] Burnormal: i like to be the batter
[02:43:25] chph219: you into oral any?
[02:43:32] Burnormal: definitely
[02:43:45] chph219: giving?
[02:44:04] Burnormal: i'd rather receive
[02:44:16] chph219: have you ever sucked cock
[02:44:28] Burnormal: once
[02:44:34] Burnormal: so what is your name?
[02:44:36] chph219: did you like it
[02:44:41] Burnormal: i didn't mind it
[02:44:48] chph219: andy kay

After this he said he was in indy but would be in muncie in the fall, then i quit talking to him cause i was getting grossed out.

And everything I said is false, so all you faggots out there can forget about it.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-20-2006, 02:13 PM

dude you totally fucked up your chances of sucking a dick

Ugly Bastard · 06-20-2006, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trout Sniffer

[02:39:45] Burnormal: yeah i'm bi

Sniff

Mr. Blonde · 06-20-2006, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trout Sniffer

[02:43:14] Burnormal: i like to be the batter

For the record, it's "catcher", not batter. Learn your gay lingo.

And call me.

Orgazmo · 06-20-2006, 04:40 PM

I would imagine he meant "pitcher" by "batter."

And I'll have you know that I was the cock he sucked. He's just okay.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-20-2006, 04:42 PM

Yea, you see, there is just a pitcher and a catcher, no batter. But, if such a thing existed, I would imagine that the batter would be some hot dude swinging his meatstick in the corner of the room just watching.

Mr. Blonde · 06-20-2006, 08:47 PM

Mmmm i dont think so, Gaz.'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trout Sniffer

[02:43:14] Burnormal: i like to be the batter
[02:43:45] chph219: giving?
[02:44:04] Burnormal: i'd rather receive

theMerciless1 · 06-21-2006, 08:38 AM

lol @ this thread turned into an argument about gay lingo

go google image goatse, right now

Orgazmo · 06-21-2006, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Mmmm i dont think so, Gaz.'

My bad...not sure how i missed that.

How the fuck could he possibly misconstrue "catcher" into "batter"? Is he going to poop his cock back out after it goes in?

Trout Sniffer · 06-23-2006, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

I would imagine he meant "pitcher" by "batter."

And I'll have you know that I was the cock he sucked. He's just okay.

By pitcher I did mean batter. I guess I'll have to freshen up on my gay lingo. And Gaz, lets not leave out where you sucked my cock first.

Orgazmo · 06-24-2006, 12:21 PM

There are two items in your last post that you've gotten a bit backward.

06-20-2006, 02:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	Sick Faggot I was in class last week and this kid in class tells us how someone messaged him on aol and said he was gay and would give him a case of beer to let him suck him off. Well the dude in my class played along, but the kid actually showed up to his house. So I'm on here and I get this faggot wanting to mess around with me. I played along because it was hilarious, sick, but hilarious. Well here's the aol conversation...by the way, i'm burnormal. [02:36:07] chph219: hi [02:36:07] *** Auto-response sent to chph219: I am currently away from the computer. [02:38:22] Burnormal: hi [02:38:31] chph219: saw you on facebook [02:38:34] chph219: and i think youre hot [02:38:40] chph219: so we should get together sometime [02:39:02] Burnormal: well i'd like to know who you are first [02:39:07] chph219: lol [02:39:13] chph219: you are bi right? [02:39:29] Burnormal: is this a guy? [02:39:33] chph219: yea [02:39:45] Burnormal: yeah i'm bi [02:40:03] chph219: ok [02:40:15] Burnormal: what's your name? [02:40:36] chph219: do you hook up [02:40:48] Burnormal: of course, who doesn't [02:41:13] chph219: how big is your dick [02:41:32] Burnormal: fuckin huge [02:41:57] chph219: what are you into [02:43:14] Burnormal: i like to be the batter [02:43:25] chph219: you into oral any? [02:43:32] Burnormal: definitely [02:43:45] chph219: giving? [02:44:04] Burnormal: i'd rather receive [02:44:16] chph219: have you ever sucked cock [02:44:28] Burnormal: once [02:44:34] Burnormal: so what is your name? [02:44:36] chph219: did you like it [02:44:41] Burnormal: i didn't mind it [02:44:48] chph219: andy kay After this he said he was in indy but would be in muncie in the fall, then i quit talking to him cause i was getting grossed out. And everything I said is false, so all you faggots out there can forget about it.
	The Glyde don't sign no autographs

06-20-2006, 02:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	dude you totally fucked up your chances of sucking a dick
	#YOLO

06-20-2006, 04:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Yea, you see, there is just a pitcher and a catcher, no batter. But, if such a thing existed, I would imagine that the batter would be some hot dude swinging his meatstick in the corner of the room just watching.
	#YOLO

06-21-2006, 08:38 AM	#8 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	lol @ this thread turned into an argument about gay lingo go google image goatse, right now
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

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06-20-2006, 04:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	I would imagine he meant "pitcher" by "batter." And I'll have you know that I was the cock he sucked. He's just okay.

06-24-2006, 12:21 PM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	There are two items in your last post that you've gotten a bit backward.