Mr. Mistoffelees you are good at making me lol. Your twisted sense of humor and off-the-wall comments are most appreciated.

fuck u nigger

You're not making me laugh.

I realize that. I only have to make you cry. Do you think I'm trying to impress you?

You'll be gone soon anyway. You're fragile, kind of like glass. Except glass is awesome.

Nah I'm here to stay for awhile faggot. Been here a lot longer than you have.

Still sucking two dicks a day fag?

3 now, jealous?

I'm sure you'll stay just for a couple more weeks, then say "fuck you because you are all gay." That would be the best way to save face. Unfortunately, I've driven 100% of the people off this forum who I don't want here. You can't hide from the the past no matter how long you wait to come back. The thing is I never forget. I can name 1000 bitch things you've said on this forum. In fact, if i remember correctly, I've trolled you ever since I've joined and you've always taken the bait.

Every time I see you post I'm reminded how trash you are. I think "truck" every time.

It will be interesting to see if anything you reply is original at all. I don't have my fingers cross'd. If you want to resist I'd go with the whole I'm a victim approach and try to gain sympathy from people who used to know you personally.

The smart thing to do would be to bow down before me and admit I am your master, apologize for being a faggot, and I will accept you within my forum. I promise I will grant you this, all you have to do is say that I am your master.

I've known who you were and who your doppleganger has been since you've started posting again. I'd stick with that avatar since your Dirty Harry persona brings back so many faggotries (that rhymes with memories pretty clever eh?).

Is this the druk things thred? Shit, I can't find it. My friend was going to fight me because I kept caling him a rape baby. Witch he is; so I don't see any problem.

So after all that schooling, Dirty Harry still uses the same rhetoric. What a sorry human being.

That was funny. The only reason I brought up my stupid truck up was because I made the payments on it, and I was impressed with myself (too impressed obviously) for being able to pull that off while in school. Yeah it was retarded for me to think that was something special, but I was younger and pretty stupid back then. That was an odd point in my life of insecurity and self-loathing. I've moved on from that a little since then.

It's cool that you think of me so much ID. It's awfully sweet of you. I'm not here to fight with you, though. You can throw all the shit at me you want and try to get me to leave, but that's not going to happen. You're not going to get a reaction out of me, and you're not going to embarrass me or make me feel stupid. Have a great day.

I see no improvement in you at all.

e-bipolar to say the least

I didn't know you went to medical school and got your M.D. is psychiatry Mr. Blonde. Wow that's really great, maybe you can prescribe me some Prozac!

Bipolar is probably an incorrect diagnosis however. I would say I'm more out of touch with reality and flirting with insanity.

Well that wasn't too hard to scare him away.