Secret Santa 2k10
 

Who of you is interested in participating in this? Place your name itt to signify. If the number is sufficient, Tits said she'll organize.

Participators
Orgazmo

In.


Participators
Orgazmo
Angry Pancake

Can't believe it's this time of the year already. Okay, I'll play.

+1

Particibaturs
Orgazmo
Angry Pancake
Ugly Bastard
Der Fuhrer

Farticibaturs
Orgazmo
Angry Pancake
Ugly Bastard
Der Fuhrer
ninjaface

Orgazmo
Angry Pancake
Ugly Bastard
Der Fuhrer
ninjaface
Repugnant Abomination

My list for what I want from my Santa:

A PSA 10 graded 1989 Pro Set Barry Sanders rookie card. I suspect one could be had for ~$25. I can (and will) just buy one for myself, but I happen to think it might make a perfect part of a Secret Santa gift, so there you have it.

Also, if I'm wrong and that card is more than I realize, substitute "Bo Jackson" for Barry Sanders in the above description - that card is likely more affordable.

I aint gettin' you shit.

Orgazmo
Angry Pancake
Ugly Bastard
Der Fuhrer
ninjaface
Repugnant Abomination
DJ FC

Saw it online for about $40. Seems like a resonable request.

That said, could the rules/guidelines be reposted on how this works.

The basic rules are that the gift should have a relative value of at least $20...but, of course, a participant is able to gift whatever they please. That figure it thrown out there so that Santas have at least a little bit of an idea on what to gift. The main goal is to make the recipient feel like the Santa gave a shit.

Also, all gifts should arrive by Christmas. In years past, a gift that arrives by New Years is considered okay too...but gifts that are many, many days late (Shaw/Blonde) are not acceptable.

Thank you sir.

I would like my name added to the list since I see that neither Shaw, blonde, or BDH are on it.

Orgazmo
Angry Pancake
Ugly Bastard
Der Fuhrer
ninjaface
Repugnant Abomination
DJ FC
Kremlin

In!

I'm honestly not sure if we banned Shaw/Blonde from Santa or not. I guess it should probably be something that we have a discussion about.

I'm the kind of person who is willing to give them another chance despite the fact that they've fucked up the procedure in the past. That said, it wouldn't be fair for their inclusion to make others (who have never been giant Secret Santa fuckups) not want to participate.

Are there any among us who wouldn't play if Blonde/Shaw played?

Blonde, maybe. Shaw, absolutely not. If there is not a way to fairly distinguish between the two and both want to play neither should.

That said, if shaw participates I'm out. Not trying to set an ultimatum here or anything. I'm pretty sure most of you could care less if I didn't participate or not. Just saying if Shaw is in I'm out.

I also won't be involved in any further discussion as to if he should be signed up or not. My guess is he was just kidding anyway.

Shaw has a proven track record of being horribly unreliable and bad on his word. If I thought there was reason to expect anything different this time around, I'd say let the man in. But as it stands, I'd prefer him not to participate so as to not ruin it for the responsible participants.

I mean, maybe its just the magic of the Christmas Spirit talking through me but the mere fact that Shaw has an illegitimate bastard child makes me not want to participate. If he would have just done the right thing and had the little abomination aborted we wouldn't even be having this discussion.

How about we force them both to participate and make them eachother's Secret Santas? Seems the only reasonable way to let them both feel the terrible terrible hurt they have caused.

also in.

Orgazmo
Angry Pancake
Ugly Bastard
Der Fuhrer
ninjaface
Repugnant Abomination
DJ FC
Kremlin
DDTempest

No reason to hate on me. I had my gift in on time the year I participated. I'm still debating whether or not to participate this year!

I'd like to participate. Last year was a mistake and I maintain that it was a fuckup. Plus,despite being extremely and inexcusably late, I didn't just puss out and send some bullshit. I like to think I thought my gift out pretty well when my lazy ass got around to it.

Shaw and Blonde fucked up big time. What is to stop them from doing it again? I'd like to believe they will come through this time, but I don't want myself or anyone else to get hurt like some of the poor innocent victims of past secret santa blunders.

I'm torn.

If you guys prefer me not to participate, that's okay too. I won't bitch out on the forums or anything and I would understand the reasoning behind it.

I know that Blonde is the kind of guy who wouldnt fuck up on such a massive scale twice when given a very generous second chance - and thats exactly why he deserves one. He will appreciate it and probably be a very good secret santa.

Shaw, on the other hand, needs to settle his debts with members on the board before participating. And even then the thought of him being in makes me less excited about secret santa.

Let Blonde in. He's rehabilitated.

Let Blonde participate. As for Shaw, my gut is telling me no.

It seems to be like the crowd is damned near unanimous in stating the Blonde is good but Shaw is not. Let's proceed with that in mind.

Current List
Orgazmo
Angry Pancake
Ugly Bastard
Der Fuhrer
ninjaface
Repugnant Abomination
DJ FC
ID
Kremlin
DDTempest

Folks participating: Please PM your contact info (and any other relevant info) to Banana Tits.

Let's put a cap on signing up of Friday, Nov 26. At that time, Tits will randomize shit and assign Santees to Santas.

um

Current List
Orgazmo
Angry Pancake
Ugly Bastard
Der Fuhrer
ninjaface
Repugnant Abomination
DJ FC
ID
Kremlin
DDTempest
Blonde

If I missed anyone, feel free to add your name to the list (instead of making a post saying "um").

Thanks.

Orgazmo
Angry Pancake
Ugly Bastard
Der Fuhrer
ninjaface
Repugnant Abomination
DJ FC
ID
Kremlin
DDTempest
Blonde
Shaw

You guys are like little teenaged girls. If he plays I quit. Jesus christ. Last I checked, both parties got their gift. Maybe it wasn't in time, but it got there. I was unemployed at the time. I can tell you this, if you let me in, the person that gets me will get their gift less then a week after the partners are drawn, unless I get someone overseas. But, I would hate for some of you fucking whiny ass people not be able to participate, so I gracefully bow out, and wish you nothing but the very worst this coming christmas!

Bah Humbug

So you signed yourself up than withdrew within 4 minutes? Didn't take long for you to fail this year!

Actually, I signed up before that. I just don't want to ruin it for all the people that said they won't participate if I do. I'm a team player fuckface.

Also, I will have the debt with UB paid up before the turn of the year, so really the only person missing out is the person not going to recieve a gift from me!

I'm down.

List:
Orgazmo
Angry Pancake
Ugly Bastard
Der Fuhrer
ninjaface
Repugnant Abomination
DJ FC
ID
Kremlin
DDTempest
Blonde
Fruit

Interesting theory as to how Secret Santa works.

A team player gets the job done for the team and leaves individual problems aside. When it came to Secret Santa, you were the opposite of a team player.

I'd also like to set odds that Shaw pays UB the $100 by year's end at 5:1.

I'll be making my Secret Santa debut this year.

I'm down.

List:
Orgazmo
Angry Pancake
Ugly Bastard
Der Fuhrer
ninjaface
Repugnant Abomination
DJ FC
ID
Kremlin
DDTempest
Blonde
Fruit
f3lix

I'm down as well.

List:
Orgazmo
Angry Pancake
Ugly Bastard
Der Fuhrer
ninjaface
Repugnant Abomination
DJ FC
ID
Kremlin
DDTempest
Blonde
Fruit
f3lix
Ironic Mustache

I'd also like to draw everyone's attention back a couple of years to one of my favorite posts of all time: The DDTempest X-mas '08 Gift Opening in '09

Fantastic to see all of the participation. Let's not forget that this entire idea is the brainchild of one Repugnant Abomination. All of the splendor that this thread will see should be credited to him.

Let's also not forget that you should all be PM'ing Banana Tits your address information as well as anything else that you'd like your Santa to know. Also feel free to post general messages in this thread to your Santa about your gift preferences.

It appears the motion failed also. We're a fickle lot.

As soon as tits sends a name and address, the package will be sent.

edit: unless it's some fucking place where UPS and Fed Ex doesn't go.

I'll back this. If he pays UB I win 400, if he doesn't I lose 100.

^^dead money

Who are you betting. Plus it would be $500/$100, not $400/$100.

Secret Santa, I want this shirt:

http://foxshop.seenon.com/img/produc...=279582&s=catl

Size = Large

People who have until 11:59pm EST on 11/26/10 to PM me their address or they will miss out on the excitement of Secret Santa 2k10:
Der Fuhrer
Fruit
DDTempest
Kremlin

People Who Follow Directions Quickly:
Orgazmo
Angry Pancake
Ugly Bastard
ninjaface
Repugnant Abomination
DJ FC
ID
Blonde
f3lix
Ironic Mustache