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02-17-2005, 01:19 AM

Nubblies, oh Nubblies.

UB was bitching about nothing good on Nubblies so I thought I'd stir something up (just humor me guys).

Here's the question:

We all know that Nubblies is going places (grand, wonderful places), but what of the following is the most feasible:

A)Nubblies invades the Greek system.
Nubblies would have 'pledges' buy a house at several Universities and slowly but surely becomes a fraternity... the first frat based on mandatory use of a message board.
Pledges would be educated of the "glory days" when Nubblies was just beginning, they would tell tales of Orgazmo, Dirty Harry, DJ FC, and THEINCREDIBLEdork (obviously anyone on this board now would be considered a member of 'the golden era').
The most practical way to do this is to select a single campus, and uhhh just do it. Buy a house, start a frat (like I have the faintest clue how frats begin). It will spread like wildfire.

B)Nubblies invades the corporate world.
Many of us are going to be business professionals, and a some sort of 'Secret Nubblies Group' (notice, this isn't far off from a fraternity) who would support each other in business ventures (IE if one of us becomes a lawyer, he gives legal services to the others... the same way that the webmasters could set up internet sites, and cable guys could hook us up all with free cable). It could someday become a system of workers unions (bigger than the Teamsters) and we would all be Union Bosses (Mob Bosses). How cool is that.

C) Nubblies becomes a corporate entity of itself
Naturally Nubblies could somehow generate revenue (hell Yahoo.com does it why can't Nubblies), and all of us could have corporate jobs just talking shit on a message board. Eventually we all get sponsorships and drive amazing cars. Slowly, but surely, Nubblies would become a holding corporation for other companies and become a corporate mega-conglomerate (But bigger than General Electric). By this time, vacations on Mars will be 'trendy' so Nubblies will own Real Estate on Mars, and invest venture capital in the African Slave trade.

4) Nubblies enters the world of drug trade
This is probably the most likely of the 4. Basically we pool our money together, sell half the shit to George Sherman, sell the rest on our respective campuses, use Indy as a main distribution point, make "East Coast" connections for some drugs (Ecstasy, Heroin) and "Southwest" connections for others (Cocaine, Marijuana).
Eventually Nubblies becomes huge and the FBI finds this post and we all end up in prison, but it was fun while it lasted.

So, what do you think?

the Butcher · 02-17-2005, 01:24 AM

Well, I hate to say it, but the drug idea is probably the most feasible and easy. However, I love the idea of Nubblites helping each other out in real life situations. For example, the day before I had to attend the first day of my Junior year, I had none of my summer reading done. I hadn't even read the books. However, within a few minutes, I had every single assignment and essay in my posession. Want to know how? Because Orgazmo is fucking awesome. I recieved A's on all of those assignments because of my membership to a website. That's the kind of shit that needs to continue happening throughout the rest of our lives. Fuck, I'll probably still be posting on this site for a few years while at college, so why not for a few decades instead?

If a Nubblite needs a place to stay for the night, I'll give him one.
If a Nubblite needs to borrow a dollar to buy a pack of cigarettes, I'll give him a dollar.
If a Nubblite wanted to borrow my car for a date, I'd probably tell him to go fuck himself, but you get the point.

[ February 16, 2005, 10:26 PM: Message edited by: the Butcher ]

Ugly Bastard · 02-17-2005, 01:24 AM

Drug trade, no doubt. I think we should start with it soon too.

BTW, Thank you FC for taking the time to make this thread. Years from now, when I'm lying in a pile of money and cocaine, I will credit all of it to you.

-Ugly Bastard

[ February 16, 2005, 10:26 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Orgazmo · 02-17-2005, 01:41 AM

I voted entity itself...though I agree completely with the butcher when he speaks of Nubblites helping Nubblites. I mean...some of us hate each other, of course...but, when it comes down to it, I'd take a nubblite over a non-nubblite any day, no matter the circumstances.

Beebs · 02-17-2005, 01:42 AM

Anything but A, the last 3 are compatible, with C being a bit of a stretch. A is just a waste.

Saint DH · 02-17-2005, 02:01 AM

I went for b. I don't really know why. It seemed like the best option.

Schroeder · 02-17-2005, 02:15 AM

How many nubblites that aren't in college are going to go to college? Kind of hurts A's chances.

02-17-2005, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schroeder:
How many nubblites that aren't in college are going to go to college? Kind of hurts A's chances.

Not that A is my favorite, but your reasoning goes something like this:

How many frat brothers that aren't in college are going to go to college.

It's the other way around man, the college recruiting system! They become nubblites (just as I did) through campus recruitment.

Orgazmo · 02-17-2005, 02:28 AM

I think it'd kick ass to have a Nubblies house. Of course, if we all lived together, we probably wouldn't post as much...since we could just talk.

VOL · 02-17-2005, 02:37 AM

Nubblies house is not a good idea. Many nubblites have extreme issues and the boards keep the battles from being waged physically.

ninjaface · 02-17-2005, 02:45 AM

Yeah. I can think of a few.

02-17-2005, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
I think it'd kick ass to have a Nubblies house. Of course, if we all lived together, we probably wouldn't post as much...since we could just talk.

I think you'd be surprized, Gaz.
I think my roommates and I talk more on AIM than we do in person, it's quite pathetic really.

Ugly Bastard · 02-17-2005, 03:17 AM

Ya, when I roomed with tonguegina, we hardly uttered a word to each other all year, but our AIM log could challenge the Holy Bible in length.

-Ugly Bastard

tonguegina · 02-17-2005, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Ya, when I roomed with tonguegina, we hardly uttered a word to each other all year, but our AIM log could challenge the Holy Bible in length.

-Ugly Bastard

This is true. We'd be five feet away from each other talking via AIM about what was on tv.

StabMaster Arson · 02-17-2005, 04:17 AM

of course I picked C.
I can't believe noone is profiting from this gem yet.

Ugly Bastard · 02-17-2005, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StabMaster Arson:
I can't believe noone is profiting from this gem yet.

No kidding. You could argue that most of us are profiting from it, in ways that aren't financial. But all I really care about is profiting financially.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 02-17-2005, 04:24 AM

Everyone is profiting from this gem.

ninjaface · 02-17-2005, 05:16 AM

He is right. Nubblies gives me boners all the time.

Mr. Blonde · 02-17-2005, 05:18 AM

Great post.

I also like the idea stated in option B, especially since we are slowly but surely extending our reaches further and further...Mustache is from cali, and i'm pretty sure Repugnant Abomination is another guy from his site, so he's pry not from around here either...be great for travelling and shit if you needed a place to crash or whatever.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-17-2005, 06:03 AM

Yea and by the way I'll be crashing over at your place tonight mustache.

DJ FC · 12-17-2008, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Thank you FC for taking the time to make this thread. Years from now, when I'm lying in a pile of money and cocaine, I will credit all of it to you.

UB, you have your money and your coke, but I have received no credit thus far...

Ugly Bastard · 12-17-2008, 03:55 PM

That blumpkin when I was in London wasn't good enough, huh?

Ironic Mustache · 12-17-2008, 04:07 PM

Apparently ID stayed the night at my house a while back... God damn alcohol, that's a memory I would have like to have kept.

Are we any closer to any of these goals yet?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-17-2008, 04:10 PM

hopefully the "life" forum becomes B

C should be the goal.

Ironic Mustache · 12-17-2008, 04:26 PM

I'll commit to being nubblies in-house corporate counsel.

02-17-2005, 01:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Nubblies, oh Nubblies. UB was bitching about nothing good on Nubblies so I thought I'd stir something up (just humor me guys). Here's the question: We all know that Nubblies is going places (grand, wonderful places), but what of the following is the most feasible: A)Nubblies invades the Greek system. Nubblies would have 'pledges' buy a house at several Universities and slowly but surely becomes a fraternity... the first frat based on mandatory use of a message board. Pledges would be educated of the "glory days" when Nubblies was just beginning, they would tell tales of Orgazmo, Dirty Harry, DJ FC, and THEINCREDIBLEdork (obviously anyone on this board now would be considered a member of 'the golden era'). The most practical way to do this is to select a single campus, and uhhh just do it. Buy a house, start a frat (like I have the faintest clue how frats begin). It will spread like wildfire. B)Nubblies invades the corporate world. Many of us are going to be business professionals, and a some sort of 'Secret Nubblies Group' (notice, this isn't far off from a fraternity) who would support each other in business ventures (IE if one of us becomes a lawyer, he gives legal services to the others... the same way that the webmasters could set up internet sites, and cable guys could hook us up all with free cable). It could someday become a system of workers unions (bigger than the Teamsters) and we would all be Union Bosses (Mob Bosses). How cool is that. C) Nubblies becomes a corporate entity of itself Naturally Nubblies could somehow generate revenue (hell Yahoo.com does it why can't Nubblies), and all of us could have corporate jobs just talking shit on a message board. Eventually we all get sponsorships and drive amazing cars. Slowly, but surely, Nubblies would become a holding corporation for other companies and become a corporate mega-conglomerate (But bigger than General Electric). By this time, vacations on Mars will be 'trendy' so Nubblies will own Real Estate on Mars, and invest venture capital in the African Slave trade. 4) Nubblies enters the world of drug trade This is probably the most likely of the 4. Basically we pool our money together, sell half the shit to George Sherman, sell the rest on our respective campuses, use Indy as a main distribution point, make "East Coast" connections for some drugs (Ecstasy, Heroin) and "Southwest" connections for others (Cocaine, Marijuana). Eventually Nubblies becomes huge and the FBI finds this post and we all end up in prison, but it was fun while it lasted. So, what do you think?
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

02-17-2005, 01:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	Well, I hate to say it, but the drug idea is probably the most feasible and easy. However, I love the idea of Nubblites helping each other out in real life situations. For example, the day before I had to attend the first day of my Junior year, I had none of my summer reading done. I hadn't even read the books. However, within a few minutes, I had every single assignment and essay in my posession. Want to know how? Because Orgazmo is fucking awesome. I recieved A's on all of those assignments because of my membership to a website. That's the kind of shit that needs to continue happening throughout the rest of our lives. Fuck, I'll probably still be posting on this site for a few years while at college, so why not for a few decades instead? If a Nubblite needs a place to stay for the night, I'll give him one. If a Nubblite needs to borrow a dollar to buy a pack of cigarettes, I'll give him a dollar. If a Nubblite wanted to borrow my car for a date, I'd probably tell him to go fuck himself, but you get the point. [ February 16, 2005, 10:26 PM: Message edited by: the Butcher ]
	meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.

02-17-2005, 02:37 AM	#10 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Nubblies house is not a good idea. Many nubblites have extreme issues and the boards keep the battles from being waged physically.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

02-17-2005, 04:17 AM	#15 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	of course I picked C. I can't believe noone is profiting from this gem yet.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

02-17-2005, 05:18 AM	#19 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Great post. I also like the idea stated in option B, especially since we are slowly but surely extending our reaches further and further...Mustache is from cali, and i'm pretty sure Repugnant Abomination is another guy from his site, so he's pry not from around here either...be great for travelling and shit if you needed a place to crash or whatever.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-17-2005, 01:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Drug trade, no doubt. I think we should start with it soon too. BTW, Thank you FC for taking the time to make this thread. Years from now, when I'm lying in a pile of money and cocaine, I will credit all of it to you. -Ugly Bastard [ February 16, 2005, 10:26 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

02-17-2005, 01:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	I voted entity itself...though I agree completely with the butcher when he speaks of Nubblites helping Nubblites. I mean...some of us hate each other, of course...but, when it comes down to it, I'd take a nubblite over a non-nubblite any day, no matter the circumstances.

02-17-2005, 01:42 AM	#5 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Anything but A, the last 3 are compatible, with C being a bit of a stretch. A is just a waste.

02-17-2005, 02:01 AM	#6 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	I went for b. I don't really know why. It seemed like the best option.

02-17-2005, 02:15 AM	#7 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	How many nubblites that aren't in college are going to go to college? Kind of hurts A's chances.

02-17-2005, 02:28 AM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	I think it'd kick ass to have a Nubblies house. Of course, if we all lived together, we probably wouldn't post as much...since we could just talk.

02-17-2005, 02:45 AM	#11 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Yeah. I can think of a few.

02-17-2005, 03:17 AM	#13 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Ya, when I roomed with tonguegina, we hardly uttered a word to each other all year, but our AIM log could challenge the Holy Bible in length. -Ugly Bastard

02-17-2005, 04:24 AM	#17 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	Everyone is profiting from this gem.

02-17-2005, 05:16 AM	#18 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	He is right. Nubblies gives me boners all the time.

12-17-2008, 04:26 PM	#25 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I'll commit to being nubblies in-house corporate counsel.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-17-2005, 06:03 AM	#20 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	Yea and by the way I'll be crashing over at your place tonight mustache.
	#YOLO

12-17-2008, 03:55 PM	#22 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	That blumpkin when I was in London wasn't good enough, huh?

12-17-2008, 04:07 PM	#23 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Apparently ID stayed the night at my house a while back... God damn alcohol, that's a memory I would have like to have kept. Are we any closer to any of these goals yet?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-17-2008, 04:10 PM	#24 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	hopefully the "life" forum becomes B C should be the goal.
	#YOLO