An Obviously True Conspiracy Theory
 

There are many conspiracy theories centered around, or at least involving, extraterrestrials of reptilian lineage. Many of these posit that the so-called Greys are in fact reptiles, and should be categorized as "Reptoids".

David Icke claims, based on his exploration of genealogical connections to European royalty, that many presidents of the United States have been reptilian humanoids. In his view, United States foreign policy after September 11 is the product of a reptilian conspiracy to enslave humanity, with George W. Bush as its key player. (See also Bush family conspiracy theory.) Some have also claimed that Reptoids are capable of shape-shifting.

Some conspiracy theorists claim to have worked out a "dichotomy of axes" involved in hypothetical interplanetary and intergalactic conflict, and place the reptilians in an evil "Draconian" "axis", while humans are one of the species that belongs in an opposing "Evadamic" "axis". Several other entities and parties have been placed into this conspiracy theory, with some players who switch allegiances between Draconian and Evadamic.

A subterranean Nazi-friendly super race is sometimes associated with accounts of reptilian humanoids, and also with the telekinetic super race depicted in Vril: The Power of the Coming Race.

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I actually know a guy that doesn't necessesarily believe in this, but he seriously considers it. He gives it a chance. When he really disapproves of something even remotely related to the world or politics he likes saying "That is reptilian garbage."

Let me be the first to respond with "well I'm not saying its neccesarily true, but some of the facts are very interesting."

I've been meaning to make a post, actually, about the sudden rise of the word "draconian" and how everybody thinks they are so god-damned-intellectual by using it.

How draconian of you.

ninjaface, get out of your apartment sometime.

You've gone off the deep end.

Shroeder, lose your virginity.

You should not disrespect Schroeder, for it was HE who enlightened us with "Unicorn vs. Dolphin."

I've already taken shroeders virginity.

Hey Schroeder, remember when your opinion mattered? Yeah, neither do I.

I find it sad that you lack the ability to pick up obvious, thick sarcasm. Not only that, but you apparently did not read the entire post. I find you to be increasingly draconian and I hereby declare you to be reptilian garbage.

Proof.
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...gfgfffffff.jpg

I can see Jesus, aliens, US Currency, and the President all being a part of a conspiracy, but where the hell does KFC fit in?

Insinuation that Bush does not care about black people.

Geographical location.

I think it's bigger than that.

Nobody knows what the Colonel put in his "secret blend of herbs and spices." I guarantee it's mind control, I saw a video about it on the internet.

Yes... I think you're on to something here. It all sounds a bit like reptilian garbage.

i liked it the first time when it was called "V".

http://www.movieprop.com/V/voriginal.jpg

V kicked Ass!

"V" is simply more concrete proof of Pretoids.