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ninjaface · 02-26-2006, 10:01 PM

There are many conspiracy theories centered around, or at least involving, extraterrestrials of reptilian lineage. Many of these posit that the so-called Greys are in fact reptiles, and should be categorized as "Reptoids".

David Icke claims, based on his exploration of genealogical connections to European royalty, that many presidents of the United States have been reptilian humanoids. In his view, United States foreign policy after September 11 is the product of a reptilian conspiracy to enslave humanity, with George W. Bush as its key player. (See also Bush family conspiracy theory.) Some have also claimed that Reptoids are capable of shape-shifting.

Some conspiracy theorists claim to have worked out a "dichotomy of axes" involved in hypothetical interplanetary and intergalactic conflict, and place the reptilians in an evil "Draconian" "axis", while humans are one of the species that belongs in an opposing "Evadamic" "axis". Several other entities and parties have been placed into this conspiracy theory, with some players who switch allegiances between Draconian and Evadamic.

A subterranean Nazi-friendly super race is sometimes associated with accounts of reptilian humanoids, and also with the telekinetic super race depicted in Vril: The Power of the Coming Race.

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I actually know a guy that doesn't necessesarily believe in this, but he seriously considers it. He gives it a chance. When he really disapproves of something even remotely related to the world or politics he likes saying "That is reptilian garbage."

Beebs · 02-26-2006, 10:15 PM

Let me be the first to respond with "well I'm not saying its neccesarily true, but some of the facts are very interesting."

02-26-2006, 10:18 PM

I've been meaning to make a post, actually, about the sudden rise of the word "draconian" and how everybody thinks they are so god-damned-intellectual by using it.

ninjaface · 02-26-2006, 10:36 PM

How draconian of you.

Schroeder · 02-27-2006, 04:12 AM

ninjaface, get out of your apartment sometime.

You've gone off the deep end.

Mr. Blonde · 02-27-2006, 09:03 AM

Shroeder, lose your virginity.

02-27-2006, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Shroeder, lose your virginity.

You should not disrespect Schroeder, for it was HE who enlightened us with "Unicorn vs. Dolphin."

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-27-2006, 11:57 AM

I've already taken shroeders virginity.

ninjaface · 02-27-2006, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

ninjaface, get out of your apartment sometime.

You've gone off the deep end.

Hey Schroeder, remember when your opinion mattered? Yeah, neither do I.

I find it sad that you lack the ability to pick up obvious, thick sarcasm. Not only that, but you apparently did not read the entire post. I find you to be increasingly draconian and I hereby declare you to be reptilian garbage.

ninjaface · 03-04-2006, 10:49 PM

Proof.

03-05-2006, 06:00 PM

I can see Jesus, aliens, US Currency, and the President all being a part of a conspiracy, but where the hell does KFC fit in?

Beebs · 03-05-2006, 06:34 PM

Insinuation that Bush does not care about black people.

vaga1220 * · 03-05-2006, 06:35 PM

Geographical location.

03-05-2006, 06:51 PM

I think it's bigger than that.

Nobody knows what the Colonel put in his "secret blend of herbs and spices." I guarantee it's mind control, I saw a video about it on the internet.

ninjaface · 03-05-2006, 09:38 PM

Yes... I think you're on to something here. It all sounds a bit like reptilian garbage.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 03-06-2006, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjaface

There are many conspiracy theories centered around, or at least involving, extraterrestrials of reptilian lineage. Many of these posit that the so-called Greys are in fact reptiles, and should be categorized as "Reptoids".

David Icke claims, based on his exploration of genealogical connections to European royalty, that many presidents of the United States have been reptilian humanoids. In his view, United States foreign policy after September 11 is the product of a reptilian conspiracy to enslave humanity, with George W. Bush as its key player. (See also Bush family conspiracy theory.) Some have also claimed that Reptoids are capable of shape-shifting.

Some conspiracy theorists claim to have worked out a "dichotomy of axes" involved in hypothetical interplanetary and intergalactic conflict, and place the reptilians in an evil "Draconian" "axis", while humans are one of the species that belongs in an opposing "Evadamic" "axis". Several other entities and parties have been placed into this conspiracy theory, with some players who switch allegiances between Draconian and Evadamic.

A subterranean Nazi-friendly super race is sometimes associated with accounts of reptilian humanoids, and also with the telekinetic super race depicted in Vril: The Power of the Coming Race.

Source

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I actually know a guy that doesn't necessesarily believe in this, but he seriously considers it. He gives it a chance. When he really disapproves of something even remotely related to the world or politics he likes saying "That is reptilian garbage."

i liked it the first time when it was called "V".

theMerciless1 · 03-06-2006, 09:09 AM

V kicked Ass!

ninjaface · 03-06-2006, 04:14 PM

"V" is simply more concrete proof of Pretoids.

02-26-2006, 10:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	An Obviously True Conspiracy Theory There are many conspiracy theories centered around, or at least involving, extraterrestrials of reptilian lineage. Many of these posit that the so-called Greys are in fact reptiles, and should be categorized as "Reptoids". David Icke claims, based on his exploration of genealogical connections to European royalty, that many presidents of the United States have been reptilian humanoids. In his view, United States foreign policy after September 11 is the product of a reptilian conspiracy to enslave humanity, with George W. Bush as its key player. (See also Bush family conspiracy theory.) Some have also claimed that Reptoids are capable of shape-shifting. Some conspiracy theorists claim to have worked out a "dichotomy of axes" involved in hypothetical interplanetary and intergalactic conflict, and place the reptilians in an evil "Draconian" "axis", while humans are one of the species that belongs in an opposing "Evadamic" "axis". Several other entities and parties have been placed into this conspiracy theory, with some players who switch allegiances between Draconian and Evadamic. A subterranean Nazi-friendly super race is sometimes associated with accounts of reptilian humanoids, and also with the telekinetic super race depicted in Vril: The Power of the Coming Race. Source ---------------------------------------------- I actually know a guy that doesn't necessesarily believe in this, but he seriously considers it. He gives it a chance. When he really disapproves of something even remotely related to the world or politics he likes saying "That is reptilian garbage."
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02-26-2006, 10:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I've been meaning to make a post, actually, about the sudden rise of the word "draconian" and how everybody thinks they are so god-damned-intellectual by using it.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

02-27-2006, 09:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Shroeder, lose your virginity.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-27-2006, 11:57 AM	#8 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I've already taken shroeders virginity.
	#YOLO

03-05-2006, 06:00 PM	#11 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I can see Jesus, aliens, US Currency, and the President all being a part of a conspiracy, but where the hell does KFC fit in?
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

02-26-2006, 10:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Let me be the first to respond with "well I'm not saying its neccesarily true, but some of the facts are very interesting."

02-26-2006, 10:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	How draconian of you.

02-27-2006, 04:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	ninjaface, get out of your apartment sometime. You've gone off the deep end.

03-04-2006, 10:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Proof.

03-05-2006, 06:34 PM	#12 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Insinuation that Bush does not care about black people.

03-05-2006, 06:35 PM	#13 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	Geographical location.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

03-05-2006, 06:51 PM	#14 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I think it's bigger than that. Nobody knows what the Colonel put in his "secret blend of herbs and spices." I guarantee it's mind control, I saw a video about it on the internet.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

03-05-2006, 09:38 PM	#15 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Yes... I think you're on to something here. It all sounds a bit like reptilian garbage.

03-06-2006, 09:09 AM	#17 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	V kicked Ass!
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

03-06-2006, 04:14 PM	#18 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	"V" is simply more concrete proof of Pretoids.

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