Shitting, Clean Runs, Etc.
 

I just took a shit and had a clean run. In case it doesn't go without being said, a clean run is a shit that requires no wiping. Of course, a courtesy wipe is always extended simply because the risk/reward ratio for being bold enough to not even check is far too high.

My question is this: How often do you folks have clean runs? I randomly asked another person about this and they claimed they have never had a clean run. I sort of assumed that people with healthy bowels (myself excluded from this group, I have the bowels of a puppy) had clean runs frequently.

I find myself with a clean run once every month or two.

Thanks for your input.

0 clean runs. It's my white whale.

Usually two days during the week I am off week zero days the week I work ... so roughly four days worth of clean pooping in a month (1-3 poops per day).

It's super rare and usually open happens if I sit on the toilet for a while playing on my phone, like I am at this moment, so long that I just kinda dry out. I've never not wiped after a shit in my life, clean run or not.

1%

None. I eat too much Indian food.

A couple times a month is pretty accurate.