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Orgazmo · 08-13-2010, 12:59 AM

I just took a shit and had a clean run. In case it doesn't go without being said, a clean run is a shit that requires no wiping. Of course, a courtesy wipe is always extended simply because the risk/reward ratio for being bold enough to not even check is far too high.

My question is this: How often do you folks have clean runs? I randomly asked another person about this and they claimed they have never had a clean run. I sort of assumed that people with healthy bowels (myself excluded from this group, I have the bowels of a puppy) had clean runs frequently.

I find myself with a clean run once every month or two.

Thanks for your input.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-13-2010, 07:53 AM

0 clean runs. It's my white whale.

DDTempest · 08-13-2010, 08:48 AM

Usually two days during the week I am off week zero days the week I work ... so roughly four days worth of clean pooping in a month (1-3 poops per day).

Ugly Bastard · 08-13-2010, 12:18 PM

It's super rare and usually open happens if I sit on the toilet for a while playing on my phone, like I am at this moment, so long that I just kinda dry out. I've never not wiped after a shit in my life, clean run or not.

f3lix · 08-13-2010, 06:27 PM

angry pancake · 08-14-2010, 10:27 AM

None. I eat too much Indian food.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 08-14-2010, 11:57 AM

A couple times a month is pretty accurate.

08-13-2010, 12:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	Shitting, Clean Runs, Etc. I just took a shit and had a clean run. In case it doesn't go without being said, a clean run is a shit that requires no wiping. Of course, a courtesy wipe is always extended simply because the risk/reward ratio for being bold enough to not even check is far too high. My question is this: How often do you folks have clean runs? I randomly asked another person about this and they claimed they have never had a clean run. I sort of assumed that people with healthy bowels (myself excluded from this group, I have the bowels of a puppy) had clean runs frequently. I find myself with a clean run once every month or two. Thanks for your input.

08-13-2010, 07:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	0 clean runs. It's my white whale.
	#YOLO

08-13-2010, 06:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	1%

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08-13-2010, 12:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	It's super rare and usually open happens if I sit on the toilet for a while playing on my phone, like I am at this moment, so long that I just kinda dry out. I've never not wiped after a shit in my life, clean run or not.

08-14-2010, 11:57 AM	#7 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	A couple times a month is pretty accurate.