Shitting, Clean Runs, Etc.

[Orgazmo]

I just took a shit and had a clean run. In case it doesn't go without being said, a clean run is a shit that requires no wiping. Of course, a courtesy wipe is always extended simply because the risk/reward ratio for being bold enough to not even check is far too high.

My question is this: How often do you folks have clean runs? I randomly asked another person about this and they claimed they have never had a clean run. I sort of assumed that people with healthy bowels (myself excluded from this group, I have the bowels of a puppy) had clean runs frequently.

I find myself with a clean run once every month or two.

Thanks for your input.