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Repugnant Abomination · 11-14-2005, 09:41 PM

So a custom just came in to pay their bill, a rather large and unkept woman. She was older, maybe in her 50's. She had a pungent aroma protruding from her person. As she walked up to my desk to pay her bill she took one look at me and said in a awe filled voice "you have incredible eyebrows".......At first I was like omg wtf I'm getting pwn3d by this old fat bitch, but then she kept going. "I'm serious, they're amazing. They're perfect! They don't even look real!"....Uuuhm..."I mean it. Wow. You know, I find 'strong' eyebrows to be very attractive in a man."

So this whole time I'm just like...There are no words. What's worse is my co-worker suddenly jumped in "Yeah he does have beautiful eyebrows doesn't he?". So at this point I'm almost positive I'm getting ripped on and my attitude becomes more hostile. However as I finish paying this womans bill she takes out a pen and paper and writes her number down. "Call me..". I know for a fact it's her number to because I just checked her account.

So to sum things up a fat old woman just came into the store and told me I have beautiful eyebrows and she thinks its sexy and that I should call her.

I tell you guys...Sometimes it's hard being this sexy.

[ November 14, 2005, 06:46 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

11-14-2005, 09:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	So a custom just came in to pay their bill, a rather large and unkept woman. She was older, maybe in her 50's. She had a pungent aroma protruding from her person. As she walked up to my desk to pay her bill she took one look at me and said in a awe filled voice "you have incredible eyebrows".......At first I was like omg wtf I'm getting pwn3d by this old fat bitch, but then she kept going. "I'm serious, they're amazing. They're perfect! They don't even look real!"....Uuuhm..."I mean it. Wow. You know, I find 'strong' eyebrows to be very attractive in a man." So this whole time I'm just like...There are no words. What's worse is my co-worker suddenly jumped in "Yeah he does have beautiful eyebrows doesn't he?". So at this point I'm almost positive I'm getting ripped on and my attitude becomes more hostile. However as I finish paying this womans bill she takes out a pen and paper and writes her number down. "Call me..". I know for a fact it's her number to because I just checked her account. So to sum things up a fat old woman just came into the store and told me I have beautiful eyebrows and she thinks its sexy and that I should call her. I tell you guys...Sometimes it's hard being this sexy. [ November 14, 2005, 06:46 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]