Another strike of the Meat convo girl.



BJS4120: SAM THERE IS A BUG IN MY BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
BSUprotege: OMG WTF!
BJS4120: what do i do what do i do what do i do!!!!!!
BJS4120: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh
BSUprotege: lol
BJS4120: oh my gosh what do i DO!
BSUprotege: get some tp or a kleenex
BJS4120: he has a bunch of little legs and he's on his back stuck but i don't want to walk past him!
BSUprotege: as much as it takes not to feel it
BJS4120: EWH he's alive though i don't want to feel him
BJS4120: can i smash himw ith a shoe????
BSUprotege: yeah but then what are you going to do with it
BJS4120: SCREAM MORE
BJS4120: i'm going to burn him with the lighter
BJS4120: and spray bleach on him
BJS4120: STUPID BUG
BJS4120: SICK
BSUprotege: lol
BSUprotege: he's just a bug
BJS4120: kate said he's a ROLY POLY
BJS4120: WTF IS THAT!
BSUprotege: lol
BJS4120: it has 15 legs i counted
BSUprotege: is that all it is? it's just a pillbug
BJS4120: and i blew on him and he wiggled and rolled up
BJS4120: GROSS
BJS4120: oh my gosh SICK
BJS4120: i am NEVER sleeping in here AGAIN
BSUprotege: lol
BSUprotege: iu thought it was your bathroom
BJS4120: it is
BJS4120: we each have our own bathrooms in our bedrooms
BJS4120: EWWWWWWWH
BJS4120: crap laguna is starting
BSUprotege: oh chill out. did you kill him yet
BJS4120: i'm locking my bathroom and using kate's til an exterminator comes!
BSUprotege: you're being ridiculous!
BJS4120: okay i got him! i sprayed bleach at him and he wriggled for awhile but i think he's dying so i got the broom and dustpan and captured him!
BJS4120: oh shoot laguna is starting
BJS4120: i'll be back :)

[ October 03, 2005, 10:14 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

Is this the hot retard from the meat convo? If so, you better be getting some if you've got to put up with that shit. In fact, I better be getting some for having to read that shit.

Haha yes, unfortunately it is. I did see her on campus today and had to compliment her though, cause I hadn't seen her since spring and she stood out of the crowd like whoa.

I've decided that this girl kicks ass! She's so fucking stupid that you can't help but like her. And by like her I mean want to hate fuck her and bust in her eye. Keep 'em coming!

[ October 03, 2005, 11:31 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

I'm starting to become a fan as well. She was going to lock a pill bug in the bathroom until she could call the exterminator. Are you fucking kidding? Can you imagine being the exterminator that showed up to that call? A hot chick calls for ONE pill bug??????? How is that not the start of a porno????

I would have came in and twirled by spray gun a few times, dropped my pants, raised one eyebrow and said, "Did someone call for an exterminator?" And then fucked the bajeezus out of her.

i am so not into women, but she is so stupid even i want to hate fuck her

I'm going to be honest, i've never hate fucked somebody before.

I have, it's awesome. You know that you're doing something you really shouldn't be, and it makes all the difference in the world.

this chick is so hot.

i bet i know some of her friends

The Hate Fuck accompanied with The Licquor Dick equals one sore pussy in the morning.

hate fucking rules!

I want more of this girl. Stop holding out blonde.

can she sing?

if so, watch out jessica simpson