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angry pancake · 01-15-2013, 09:15 AM

AP is not qualified to give tooth any parenting advice. Not sure why any male gives a shit about whether another dude's weiner. AP would rather not know.

Mr. Blonde · 01-15-2013, 09:42 AM

You're so alpha, bro!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-15-2013, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

If your kid is dreading going to soccer/basketball/football/art/bedazzling classes, then that's probably not their cup of tea.

I'm I correct to assume you wish your parents wouldn't have pushed you into soccer/basketball and instead let you go to bedazzling classes?

Cocktooth · 01-15-2013, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Tooth do you have the national anthem memorized? I'd actually like to see you prove that you do. Call me sometime and I'll buy you a beer if you can recite it.

Which one do you want? I can give you ours, or I could give you the Canadian National Anthem. You are talking to a guy that knew the Canadian National anthem at the age of 12 because he went to so many hockey games growing up. Now, they only sing it when at the first home game of the Komets season, or if there is a Canadian team playing at the United Center, but yes I know it. It won't sound the greatest, but I will hit you up with it sometime soon.

Ugly Bastard · 01-15-2013, 02:22 PM

You don't have to sing it. I'm just curious if you can recite the words error-free. I would gladly wager a beer that you cannot.

f3lix · 01-15-2013, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

You don't have to sing it. I'm just curious if you can recite the words error-free. I would gladly wager a beer that you cannot.

+1

DDTempest · 01-17-2013, 07:39 AM

[quote=Mr. Blonde;433215]All religion bullshit/circumcision (although i'm still not a fan, it is your child after all) QUOTE]

You strike me as the kinda guy that would prefer an anteater to a mushroom ...

Saint DH · 01-17-2013, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by DDTempest

You strike me as the kinda guy that would prefer an anteater to a mushroom ...

Oh I get it now. He's talking about penises.

Cocktooth · 01-17-2013, 09:30 AM

So we have one guy talking about circumcision, and the other guy having nicknames for a penis. Did things really change that much since I was gone for a bit? Shits getting weird.

Mr. Blonde · 01-17-2013, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by DDTempest

You strike me as the kinda guy that would prefer an anteater to a mushroom ...

Great analogy! Because one is a (mostly) edible fungus, and one is a regional animal! Ha ha! And if I had to choose one...I get it! Because I'd be in a situation where I would choose one!

Saint DH · 01-17-2013, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I love uncircumcised penises.

So brave.

Mr. Blonde · 01-18-2013, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

So brave.

That's not how the meme works.

Saint DH · 01-18-2013, 06:27 AM

Fucking Internet meme expert over here guys.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-18-2013, 09:36 AM

PHD, deal with it.

thekremlin · 02-06-2013, 02:56 AM

'Tooth, you should teach your kid this move

Caron Butler tricks Jonas Valanciunas with "fake-high five" February 1st Raptors vs Clippers - YouTube

Cocktooth · 02-09-2013, 12:33 PM

I like it!

Ugly Bastard · 02-09-2013, 02:56 PM

I heard about that but didn't realize it was an And 1 too which makes it 10x funnier IMO.

f3lix · 02-09-2013, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

I heard about that but didn't realize it was an And 1 too which makes it 10x funnier IMO.

Clear path foul - took and made 2 free throws

Los Angeles Clippers vs. Toronto Raptors - Play By Play - February 01, 2013 - ESPN

angry pancake · 02-09-2013, 08:40 PM

I'm throwing out there $50 that cocktooth can't sing the Star Spangled Banner all the way through without fucking up the lyrics.

One condition. I must be there during the attempt.

01-15-2013, 09:42 AM	#27 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	You're so alpha, bro!
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01-17-2013, 09:30 AM	#34 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	So we have one guy talking about circumcision, and the other guy having nicknames for a penis. Did things really change that much since I was gone for a bit? Shits getting weird.
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01-18-2013, 09:36 AM	#39 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	PHD, deal with it.
	#YOLO

02-09-2013, 12:33 PM	#41 (permalink)
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	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

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Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I heard about that but didn't realize it was an And 1 too which makes it 10x funnier IMO.