There was one time me and a couple of my buddies were on our way home from an A.F.I. (or Tenacious D I can't remember) show in Grand Rapids. We were going through this little podunk town at like 90mph, and sure enough we got our asses pulled over, and I guess rightfully so. Well the cop comes over and asks to see my friend chris's liscense and goes through the normal routine of checking it and everything. He then comes back and writes chris a ticket and as he hands it to him he informs chris that he is going to hold onto his liscense as a "road bond" (us being out of state and all)and after he sends the the money for the ticket they will send him his liscense. To which Chris replied..."Well what am I going to use as a liscence while I'm waiting for mine to come in the mail?" to which the cop replied "..." (apperently he's never been asked this) So we all start laughing at the good point my friend made and the stupid reaction to cop had. To which he replied "alright...everyone out of the car...we're gonna do a search for illegal drugs"
Alright 3 things to never say while you and your car are being seached. 1) it's a good thing we dumped the dead hooker. 2)A little lower and to the left and 3) wooooooo (in response to the cop seaching the groinal area)
So we all ended up in handcuffs while the cops checked everyones I.D.s in the computer. It was awesome.
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