Alright, since my views have already been established here I think I'll say what I would actually choose.
1. Everytime UB says/thinks anything about my sister another milimeter gets cut off of his penis with an extremely dull razor.
2. Free booze for life.
3. For my amazing plan/invention to actually come true. (I believe Orgazmo is the only person who knows of this plan, and he will tell none) This takes care of all money issues in life.
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