Wow. I haven't posted on this thing in like a year. But i highly enjoy the drunk stories. I'm a college freshman and am starting to get my own.
My favorite thus far is when I made my best friend pee all over herself and walk around the party pointing to her stain and telling people. Her boyfriend was in the kitchen telling his friends all about his girlfriend (my best friend) and how wonderful she is. Just then my best friend comes bursting into the room, grabs her boyfriend and yells, "I was trying to poop and Courtney made me pee my pants!"...the proceeded to stalk out of the room as quickly as she had arrived. He looked at his friends sheepishly and said, "Uh, ya. That's my girlfriend."
I love my friends.
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