So i'm doing the classic "check everyone's car to see if they're unlocked" on the way back from the bar tonight, and as i'm checking a car, i see a face in teh car right next to it. I'm like "oh shit". He says "What are you doing?" and i say "what the fuck are you doing?" and he says "i live here" and i said "here? in the car?" and he says, no, in the house right there...what are you doing checking all the cars?" and i said "I think you should shut the fuck up before i check you"
He then proceeded to shut the car door hard and hit my head on the way out. Because of this, i reared back, and smashed his window with my fist. After this, i ran like hell back to my place.
I may have smashed his window, but i'm not done with this fucker yet. I know where he lives. This is going to be a tough year for this bastard.
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