okay i am a rookie at this, so here is my first attempt.....
abercrombie_fitch_teenn17: u horny babe hi a/as/l
swimmer2161: me horny? about as horny as a sexbear. 22/ as?/kentucky
abercrombie_fitch_teenn17: what uhorny from hun lol
swimmer2161: the thought of thousands of mindless ethopians being set on fire
swimmer2161: are you a ethopian?
abercrombie_fitch_teenn17: whats that lol sorry
swimmer2161: a ethopian is a raging homosexual, who actively takes it in the asshole from sex deprived bengal tigers
swimmer2161: you're not one are you?
abercrombie_fitch_teenn17: u lke that lol
abercrombie_fitch_teenn17: u str8 or bi
abercrombie_fitch_teenn17: no lol
abercrombie_fitch_teenn17: are u str8 or bi
swimmer2161: i like the thought of severing your head from your body
swimmer2161: by the way might want to check your spelling on "str8"
abercrombie_fitch_teenn17: what u talking about
abercrombie_fitch_teenn17: sorry are u or what usaying lol
swimmer2161: i am talking about the fact that "str8" doesnt make an appearance in an english dictionary, what are "usaying"
abercrombie_fitch_teenn17: straight lol
swimmer2161: there you go, so are you a "rug muncher", in your spare time?
abercrombie_fitch_teenn17: what
swimmer2161: are you a "rug muncher"?
swimmer2161: mongolians are rug munchers also
swimmer2161: (well guess she is a rug muncher folks, seeing how she isnt replying to my message)
abercrombie_fitch_teenn17: what u saying
swimmer2161: what i say, is u munch rugs, just like mongolian.
swimmer2161: well i guess so, its okay every girl tastes pink eventually
swimmer2161: so tell me do you like the taste of pussy? ( i use pussy now since she hasnt caught onto any of the slang)
swimmer2161: (still no answer)
swimmer2161: are you a lesbian?
swimmer2161: its okay, no need to bottle up those feelings inside of you. now seriously are you a lesbian?
abercrombie_fitch_teenn17: no why
swimmer2161: you just strike me as one
abercrombie_fitch_teenn17: why
swimmer2161: well for starters look at your name "abercrombie fitch teen17". your name is the stereotypical teenage girl, therefore you have some enfatuation with the average teenage girl. now most teenage girls wouldnt resort to the internet to get their sexual "fix". You on the otherhand do just that, therefore you are fat, cant get any guys, and therefore have to depend on your fellow lesbians to give you that fix
abercrombie_fitch_teenn17: what lol ya right see ya crazy
swimmer2161: okay fatass
swimmer2161: hey did i mention i thought of you earlier
abercrombie_fitch_teenn17: why
swimmer2161: i was taking a monster shit, and looked down at my work of art, then i swear to god it looked just like your face
swimmer2161: do you have a picture to send me so i can confirm my thinking?
swimmer2161: guess my thinking was right afterall, thats for confirming this for me
swimmer2161: (its been about 10 mins now) officially abercrombie fitch teen 17, is a lesbian, is fat, and looks like my shit
swimmer2161:
www.nubblies.com you'll find yourself on there
well whats the verdict on my first time? good, okay, horrible? let me know