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Ugly Bastard · 12-07-2002, 08:51 PM

Orgazmo will appreciate this more than most. But it's still pretty good.

energyshelf: how did you become a seinfeld fan?
UB: i started watching it
energyshelf: so your hobby was television...
energyshelf: instead of sports or girls?
UB: um. no sir. my hobby is fucking your wife....what is this all about?
energyshelf: nothing
UB: alright, are you done?
energyshelf: no.....
energyshelf: is your humour nowhere
UB: what the hell are you talking about douchebag?
energyshelf: .......i've only just begun........i'm a writer
energyshelf: doh.....you hurt me
UB: alright. i'm glad i could help
energyshelf: lol
energyshelf: what seinfeld character......do you relate to the most
UB: probably newman. i am about four-hundred pounds over-weight, plus a lot of people don't like me. so i would say newman
energyshelf: cool
energyshelf: do you have a fav. episode
UB: so you think it's cool that i'm over-weight and hated...hmm. alright

my favorite episode is the one were somebody messages jerry, and then he posts their messages on nubblies.com
energyshelf: it's cool that you are an american that can choose anything you like
energyshelf: as for being obese......that's your personal choice....it's call fork control
energyshelf: .000001 percent of obesity is due to gland problems
UB: what if i told you that i'm not fat. what if i told you that i just made that whole thing up because i'm planning on posting this conversation on a website, so i figured pretending i'm fat would 'cause a good laugh. what if i told you that?
energyshelf: mmmmmmost is the result of choice.....if you went to a concentration camp you'd look like calista or whitney.....ya???
UB: let me try this again....... what if i told you that i'm not fat. what if i told you that i just made that whole thing up because i'm planning on posting this conversation on a website, so i figured pretending i'm fat would 'cause a good laugh. what if i told you that?
energyshelf: what if i told you i just invented calculus
UB: what if i told you that you are harnessing a lot of sexual frustration, and odds are, you are a homosexual
energyshelf: i'm not gay......."not that there's anything wrong with that"***.........***from seinfeld
energyshelf: look......i want/wanted to buy from your seinfeld ebay......auction
UB: oh well then that's different. what can i do you for?

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 17, 2003).]

12-07-2002, 08:51 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Orgazmo will appreciate this more than most. But it's still pretty good. energyshelf: how did you become a seinfeld fan? UB: i started watching it energyshelf: so your hobby was television... energyshelf: instead of sports or girls? UB: um. no sir. my hobby is fucking your wife....what is this all about? energyshelf: nothing UB: alright, are you done? energyshelf: no..... energyshelf: is your humour nowhere UB: what the hell are you talking about douchebag? energyshelf: .......i've only just begun........i'm a writer energyshelf: doh.....you hurt me UB: alright. i'm glad i could help energyshelf: lol energyshelf: what seinfeld character......do you relate to the most UB: probably newman. i am about four-hundred pounds over-weight, plus a lot of people don't like me. so i would say newman energyshelf: cool energyshelf: do you have a fav. episode UB: so you think it's cool that i'm over-weight and hated...hmm. alright my favorite episode is the one were somebody messages jerry, and then he posts their messages on nubblies.com energyshelf: it's cool that you are an american that can choose anything you like energyshelf: as for being obese......that's your personal choice....it's call fork control energyshelf: .000001 percent of obesity is due to gland problems UB: what if i told you that i'm not fat. what if i told you that i just made that whole thing up because i'm planning on posting this conversation on a website, so i figured pretending i'm fat would 'cause a good laugh. what if i told you that? energyshelf: mmmmmmost is the result of choice.....if you went to a concentration camp you'd look like calista or whitney.....ya??? UB: let me try this again....... what if i told you that i'm not fat. what if i told you that i just made that whole thing up because i'm planning on posting this conversation on a website, so i figured pretending i'm fat would 'cause a good laugh. what if i told you that? energyshelf: what if i told you i just invented calculus UB: what if i told you that you are harnessing a lot of sexual frustration, and odds are, you are a homosexual energyshelf: i'm not gay......."not that there's anything wrong with that"*.........*from seinfeld energyshelf: look......i want/wanted to buy from your seinfeld ebay......auction UB: oh well then that's different. what can i do you for? -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 17, 2003).]