I was downloading stuff off of other people's computers via SoulSeek. I was looking at this one girl's list of files, and I noticed that she had a bunch of Instant Messenger Logs (an "Instant Messenger Log" is basically a Notepad that contains everything that you, and another person have said, via Instant Messenger), so I decided to download one, just for some fun reading.
Upon reading, I found out that this girl, likes some guy named "Dean". So I decided to message her, and pose as one of "Dean's" friends. Here is what went on:
UB: how's dean?
Steffeeeeee: who's this?
UB: dean's friend
Steffeeeeee: dean's friend who?
Steffeeeeee: how do you know me?
UB: dean's friend....i don't go to you guys' school
UB: i saw your screenname on his contact list
Steffeeeeee: oh, i see
Steffeeeeee: he's good i guess, haven't seen him in a week or two
UB: so are you guys dating or what?
Steffeeeeee: um, no, i'm interested, but he hasn't said anything either way to me
UB: he likes you...that's how i got your screenname, he told me "That's the girl i like" 
Steffeeeeee: oh really
Steffeeeeee: lol
Steffeeeeee: well tell him to say something!
UB: i will. you seem like a nice enough girl.....i'll hook ol' dean up with you.
Steffeeeeee: haha thanks lol
Steffeeeeee: when did he tell you this?
UB: a few days ago...
Steffeeeeee: ah
Steffeeeeee: i was just about to give up on him too..
Steffeeeeee: lol
Steffeeeeee: thanks for the info
UB: haha, good thing you didn't...he acts like he's really got a thing for you.
no problem, definetly pursue that one.
Steffeeeeee: but i'm just on my way out the door, i'm sure i will talk to you soon
UB: alright. later
Steffeeeeee: thank you so much, this makes me really happy
Steffeeeeee: you have no idea
Steffeeeeee: later!
UB: i'm glad to help have fun. later.
Looks like this "Dean" is going to have a stalker now because of me
God Bless Me and My Deviance.
-Ugly Bastard
[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 17, 2003).]