So this girl popped onto my MSN contact list out of nowhere one day, neither of us knew who the other was or how we got on each other's lists (this happens to me from time to time). We talked for a bit and soon I realized she was annoying as hell and really fucking stupid and probably 12. Needless to say I stopped talking to her. I've been ignoring her for like a month, haven't said a god-damned thing to her at all, she's not even on my list and yet every few days she'll pop up and say hi. I won't respond, yet she'll somehow continue the conversation. I've complained to Pliedes about this, and finally he helped me remedy the situation. Let it be noted that on MSN her name is "°Ë«·...‹ .·. ...•P o l k a d o t p ® i n c e s s• .·. › ... <RyAn 's ThE TeLeTuBBiE'S!> FiRe = dEaTh! ... .·. › ...·»°Ë" and you can reach her at "da_da_debbie@hotmail.com"
Her:
***hi
Me:
***fuck you bitch
Her:
***wats ur problem fuckface??
Me:
***I like to lick balls
Me:
***hairy hairy hairy hairy Harry
Me:
***I am the lord of the dance
Her:
***then go
Her:
***yep
Her:
***thats great
Me:
***nutshells and hayweed and elephant drug
Me:
***ask for my dick you can give it a tug
Her:
***sorri i don't give hand too freaks
Me:
***little cats please us
Me:
***I'm going to smoke jesus
Her:
***rite
Me:
***mice have sex in a group
Me:
***sometimes I like to eat poop.
Her:
***lol ok then have a nice life doin that
Me:
***tickle tickle cunts for lunh
Me:
***fair to the left, gay on the right, sit on a dick and you'll get in a fight
Me:
***cock horse cock horse, aren't they cool
Me:
***little bitches like you will get raped at school
Her:
***rite.......
Me:
***i fucked a goat, don't touch my spam, taka taka taka
Me:
***lindleford, speely dan, cocks for breakfast, narkendoofer flan
Me:
***fabblty knockkapoo, drakinenis the penis, lunch fuck
Me:
wazzle poo
Her:
***RITE!!
Me:
***did you hear me!!!!
Me:
***I SAID WAZZLEPOO YOU BITCH!!!!
Me:
***I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR GRANDMOTHER IN THE BELLY BUTTON!!!!
Her:
***DON'T CALL ME BITCH U FUCKNUT!1
Me:
***LAALALLALALLA
Me:
***COCKLEFORD BITCH!!! COCKLE-FUCKING-FORD!!!!
Her:
***is this a guy or a chick?
Me:
***DID YOU HEAR ME GODDAMMIT!!!! COCK-MOTHERGODDAMNFUCKINGASSBITCH-FORD!
Me:
***So, I met a frog today, he said his name was Sam.
Her:
***ur a fucktard
Me:
***I fucked Sam until he was dead!
Her:
***soo go kill urself
Her:
***ur a fucker
Me:
***are you dead?
Me:
***ur a fucker
Me:
***ur a fucker
Me:
***ur a fucker
Me:
***ur a fucker
Me:
***ur a fuckerfucktard
Me:
***fucktard
Her:
***wat have u been smokin tardface
Me:
***wat have u been smokin tardface
Her:
***^o)
Her:
***Rite!
Me:
***^o)
Me:
***Rite!
Her:
***GO FUCK UR SELF U FUCKER AND DIE ALREADY NO ONE WANTS U HERE ALRITE UR A FUCKUP PLZ DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR AND JUST KILL URSELF WE DON'T NEED NO LORD OF DANCE BULLSHIT SOO JUST DIE ALREADY FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:
***(hint: stop talking to me)
Her:
***UR A RETARD
Her:
***KILL URSELF
Her:
***(HINT KILL URSELF ALREADY0
Me:
***One would have thought you'd have gotten the hint by now
And then she left. But lo and behold, while I was typing this post, her friend popped onto my list.
Her name is ">º°‘¨[®¢ å T h Ï ñ G z Ù ®¢ ø]¨‘°º<" you can reach her at
"filo_chink_girl19@hotmail.com"
Me:
***hello?
Friend:
***hey
Friend:
***huz dis
Me:
***let me guess, neither of us know how we got on each other's lists
Friend:
***nah ma friend told me 2 add u and ask hu u were
Me:
***right, because I won't tell her, but I'll obviously tell you
Me:
***I would tell you anything, I love you so much
Friend:
***lol alrighty then
Friend:
***well it waz nice talkin 2 u...i'll juz leave u alone now
Me:
***K [img]smile.gif[/img]
Me:
***tell your friend to go to nubblies.net
Her:
***shez not online rite now
Me:
***then just give her the message when you see her next
Me:
***o ok..
Me:
***thanks, you're a doll
Her:
***lol..uh itz alrite..uh thanx...
Her:
***hey r u a guy or a gurl?
Me:
***yes
Her:
***which 1?..
Me:
***I'm a golfball, penis-breath
Her:
***ohhh kool..thanx
Must have been looking to hook-up with me. The End.
[ January 14, 2004, 01:36 AM: Message edited by: Titan ]
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