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Unread 06-28-2005, 03:18 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Here's a conversation I had with a young man I was asked to fuck with.

StbMasterArson: Have you ever thought about entering the new era of messageboard technology?
baselukeball: no
StbMasterArson: Nubblies.net has everything you've been looking for.
baselukeball: cool
baselukeball: who are u?
StbMasterArson: At Nubblies.net various groups chat about common interests in a frank manner.
StbMasterArson: Nubblies.net refuses to pull punches for anyone.
baselukeball: great
StbMasterArson: We at Nubblies.net invite you to join us in or mission to cleanse the world of jews.
baselukeball: awesome
StbMasterArson: Join us mighty white soldiers... NUBBLIES.NET.
baselukeball: ye
baselukeball: s
baselukeball: why tho?
baselukeball: ???
baselukeball: who are u?
StbMasterArson: Have you ever thought about entering the new era of messageboard technology?
StbMasterArson: Nubblies.net has everything you've been looking for.
baselukeball: nope
baselukeball: u suck ass bitch
baselukeball: dont u?
StbMasterArson: Nubblies.net refuses to pull punches for anyone.
baselukeball: good for u cock
StbMasterArson: We at Nubblies.net invite you to join us in or mission to cleanse the world of the white man.
baselukeball: im white bitch so i dont want to do fucker
baselukeball: bitch
StbMasterArson: Join us strong black soldiers... NUBBLIES.NET.
baselukeball: fuck u
StbMasterArson: Have you 3v3r thought about entering the new era of messageboard technology?
baselukeball: fuck u
StbMasterArson: And you kiss your mother with that mouth?
baselukeball: yes
baselukeball: bitch
StbMasterArson: Nubblies.net approves of shit-talking in all forms.
StbMasterArson: Come to Nubblies.net
StbMasterArson: Join Nubblies.net
StbMasterArson: Fellate Nubblies.net
baselukeball: im at ur site it looks like a bunch of fags who buttfuck eachother?
StbMasterArson: You will no longer be needed. A simple visit to our humble site is all that we need from you. Thank you for helping us drive our Benz's whilst you continue to cruise your Ford.
baselukeball: ur welcome fuck nut and i didnt visit ur site ass hahaha
StbMasterArson: You, my friend, are lying.
baselukeball: no my friend im not
StbMasterArson: Your IP address has been logged through BetaTraxxer on here and matched to the last IP address who last visited Nubblies.net. Expect further contact from us.
baselukeball: nope srry
baselukeball: what did the ip address say?
StbMasterArson: One Moment
baselukeball: while im young
baselukeball: ?
baselukeball: w/e
StbMasterArson: You would be amazed at what you information you can get from a simple IP address.
StbMasterArson: For instance, did you know that this quickly I could get your physical address?
StbMasterArson: Mr. Harness of
464 West Hill St
Wabash, IN 46992
baselukeball: yea
baselukeball: whats my address
StbMasterArson: Mr. Harness, let's be reasonable here.
baselukeball: ?
StbMasterArson: Did you know that three unique debit/credit cards have been used on your cpu within the last 3 months?
baselukeball signed off at 12:45:08 AM.
baselukeball signed on at 12:45:15 AM.
baselukeball: ?
baselukeball: hello?
StbMasterArson: Did you know that three unique debit/credit cards have been used on your cpu within the last 3 months?
baselukeball: whats my address
StbMasterArson: Did you not see where I posted above?
StbMasterArson: 464 West Hill St
Wabash, IN 46992
baselukeball: awesome
baselukeball: where u from?
StbMasterArson: Mr. Harness, I don't think it would be in our best interest for you to have that information
baselukeball: whats my first name?
StbMasterArson: Well let's see, you're are definitely showing female tendencies, so I would be inclined to guess that you are either Dawn, Lacy, or Lindsey
baselukeball: guess again
StbMasterArson: Oddly enough I have a credit card issued to Dawn and a Debit card issued to Lacy.
baselukeball: whats MY name
StbMasterArson: Ahhh... so you're just effeminate, you're either Rick or Lucas.
StbMasterArson: Nice to meet you, sir.
baselukeball: u got all this info jus by me visiting ur website?
StbMasterArson: Rick, I have a card issued to you as well... unfortunately, Luke is a little young to be fleeced by us.
baselukeball: well this is luke
StbMasterArson: Rick, Luke?
What should I call you?
StbMasterArson: ah, thank you luke
StbMasterArson: now we need to talk a price.
baselukeball: im luke the one who is to young for ur website
StbMasterArson: what is it worth to you to keep this quaint?
baselukeball: quaint?
StbMasterArson: for a small donation, we at Nubblies.net will simply lose all information requested.
baselukeball: do u know the numbers on our credit cards
StbMasterArson: Quaint: (n)
Humble
Old Fashioned
Simple
StbMasterArson: Luke, you are the only one that is safe out of your whole family.
StbMasterArson: Everything you have is at risk.
baselukeball: safe from what?
StbMasterArson: You have until 1am to decide if you want to strike a deal with us or if you want to risk everything you have.
baselukeball: what kind of a deal?
StbMasterArson: Can you put a price on piece of mind, Luke?
baselukeball: what kind of price?
StbMasterArson: what would one charge for keeping the ones you love financially stable?
baselukeball: i dont know im not rich
StbMasterArson: One could easily charge up thousands of dollars in minutes.
baselukeball: i dont have that kind of money
StbMasterArson: Well, I know that you don't have that money, Luke, but we show your father working for a large insurance company.
StbMasterArson: Oh, and it looks like someone recently purchased a 2002 Mustang.
baselukeball: what color?
StbMasterArson: According your your insurance records, it's a convertible.
StbMasterArson: One moment, I'm not sure if I can find color.
StbMasterArson: hang on, trying to get into BMV records...
StbMasterArson: Candy Apple?
StbMasterArson: I'm guessing it's red.
baselukeball: u want a thousand dollars and u wont do all this stuff
StbMasterArson: No Luke, I'm not threatening you in any manner. I'm not saying that anything will or won't be done with the information we have stumbled across.
baselukeball: what did i do to u to make u do all this?
StbMasterArson: And we don't want one thousand dollars, we want many thousands of dollars.
baselukeball: what did i do to u to make u do all of this?
StbMasterArson: Luke, I heard you were asking for my name earlier.
baselukeball: yea
StbMasterArson: I'm just messing with you.
StbMasterArson: how was arizona?
baselukeball: fuck u
baselukeball: holy shit
StbMasterArson: and she said that you were gonna fuck with me???

StbMasterArson: hahahahaha
baselukeball: omg that was scary
StbMasterArson: I do what I can... glad I can add a little excitement.
baselukeball: i thought i was gonna get raped or sumthin
StbMasterArson: you can read the full transcript of our conversation on Nubblies.net
baselukeball: where at?
StbMasterArson: I'll be posting it under General Chat later.
baselukeball: ok

and just like that, we have a potential new member.

LEGALIZE CRIME!
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