Do you know what I hate? Let me tell you:
Picture this scenario...
There is a line of people walking into the same building. Everyone is going through the same door...because nobody takes the initiative to open another set of doors (that's fine, I'm okay with that part). What I'm not okay with is the bitch in the middle of the line who doesn't hold the door open for the person behind her. She just rides freely off of the opening that the person in front of her gave, walks hands-free through the door, and leaves the guy behind her to fend for himself.
I use "her" to describe the perpetrator because this evil seems to stem from a vagina at least 95% of the time.
I also hate how bitter the peel of a banana tastes. The fruit inside is so delicious...why must it be encased in such a shit-tasting jacket? Fuck banana peels.
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