Of course not you silly twat, I didn't TELL her what I did, that was part of the whole selflessness of the act. I cared about her so much that I refused to leave a floater in her toilet. I never did get pussy from that girl, but scooping shit into my hat is my #1 pick up line now, and let me tell you, the chicks go wild for it. I've never seen panties drop so fast.
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