Stealing from Goodwill is about the easiest thing in the world.
It's also fun as hell.
This past break, Tonguegina and I were wondering around goodwill like normal, and found a few little items which caught our fancy. Honestly though, they weren't even worth waiting in line or paying a quarter for, so into our pockets they went.
Now, I'm sure most nubblites who go to Goodwill have at some point stolen something. So this is what I propose we do. One day, over Christmas break, we all plan a specific time to meet at Goodwill. We then proceed to all plunder the store at the same time. After an alloted ammount of time, say 20 minutes, we again meet outside to determine who made off with the most. Shits and giggles my friend, all for shits and giggles.
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