Mr. UB, well, first off, I don't approve of your name.
Ugly's list of sins is quite long, so we'll end up visiting his on more than one occasion.
-He once found a homeless man dead on the street, and stole his bottle of gin.
-I'm not sure if this is technically a sin, but it's frowned upon as a whole; he masterbates faster than anyone on earth.
-He once let a stray cat lick his nutsack
We'll just leave it all at that.
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