Welcome to the game of Photophuckery! Here's how it works:
A somewhat humerous or interesting image is posted. Contestants take the image and edit using whatever means they have, MS Paint, Photoshop, or whatever the hell they use to make the most hilarious image possible. You don't have to use the original to make your image, as long as your product is similar in theme to the original. We're not looking for beauty, we're looking for originality and humor, so don't worry if it looks shitty. After enough people have posted (in a fashion similar to Finish it Bitch), the poster of the original image chooses the winner, giving them a point and the responsiblity of starting the next round. If any of this sounds completely foreign to you, check out the photoshop contests at
http://www.worth1000.com and
http://www.fark.com . I don't expect anything of that quality yet, but it's something to think about...
So... the first image:
Go photophuck it.