This one is for the ladies
Fellas listen closely....
You don't always have to fuck her heart
In fact, sometimes, thats not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make sweet love
and fuckin give her some smooches too
and sometimes you got to squeeze and sometimes you gotta say please
and sometimes you gotta say hey,
I'm gonna fuck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna fuck you, sweetly
I'm gonna bone you discreetly
And then you say, hey, I got you flowers
And then you say "wait a minute" sadly
"I think I got something in my teeth"
"could you get it out for me"
Thats fuckin team work!
"whats your favorite posish"
"thats cool with me,its not my favorite but i'll do it for you"
"whats your favorite dish?"
"i'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from Sandsa Bar!"
And then I'm gonna bone you completely
and then i'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
and then im gonna do you sweetly
and then, IM GONNA FUUUCCK YOUUU HAAARRRDDD!!!
HAARRRDDD!!!
Tenacious D
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